Oh Kathy. I know there’s a lot of ass to kiss when you’re living life on the D-List, but did you really have to pucker up to Britney’s sloppy seconds? I turned a blind eye when you publicity-whored yourself out to former boy bander Nick Carter last season, but paparazzo and Spears paramour Adnan Ghalib? No one needs a Grammy that badly. Though I’ll confess, their driving "date" around L.A. (with requisite Victoria’s Secret pit stop) wasn’t as skeezy as I imagined it would be. But I did grimace/sneer/almost throw up when the two fake canoodled on Kathy’s balcony for the photogs waiting below.
Thankfully Kath’s raunchy rendezvous was only part of her gangbusters campaign to garner an Grammy for For Your Consideration. After a hilarious bus stop photo shoot with that guy who thought she was related to the Griffins from Family Guy (hello! they’re animated!), Kathy and Team Griffin headed to New York for a re-branding session with a few hired guns. I’m sure these execs make big bucks — and rightfully so — they captured Ms. Griffin’s self-deprecating vibe perfectly with those Amy Winehouse-esque, mascara smeared shots.
More D-List after the jump…
After her sassy photo shoot, Kath and the gang headed over to theCNBC studios for a fiscal check up with financial femme fatale SuzeOrman. I have to hand it to SNL‘s Kristen Wigg. Every time Isee the real Orman, I can’t help but picture Wigg’s dead-onimpersonation. It may be a bit overdone, but I finally noticed thatOrman does have some of those lurchy mannerisms that Wiggaffects so well. But the session left me feeling bad for Jessica (or isit Jennifer?) thanks to an unnecessary Suze smackdown. Orman scoldedJessica for leasing her car instead of owning it, and not only accusedher of doing it to impress other drivers but told her it was the moststupid thing she would ever do. I’m no financial whiz myself (sorrythat business degree went to waste, Mom) but cut the girl some slack!What would Suze Orman do, indeed!
Back in L.A. it was time for Maggie’s five minutes of screen time(which got extended to 10 whole minutes this episode), so Kathy tookher mom to dinner with her stolen gays and later accompanied her onseveral interviews for senior magazines Golden Oldies (is this a realmagazine or a Time Life compilation CD?) and Eldr. She did make quitethe cute cover girl, no? And how great was it when she was so confusedas to why anyone would award Kathy a Grammy — she doesn’t sing or play an instrument!
What did you think about tonight’s episode, PopWatchers? Are youhoping for a Griffin/Ghalib reunion any time soon? Do you own a copy ofFor Your Consideration? Is Kath just wasting her time with this Grammy business?
loved last night’s ep. anything with maggie is great! i loved when they walked down the street and everyone knew her and not kathy!
bought her cd last week..it’s very good! good luck with the grammy, kathy!
I felt like the Suze Orman stuff was too staged – felt like a cross promotion (aren’t both bravo and CNBC owned by NBC?) Anyone else?
It felt forced to me, but still funny. I think I would watch Kathy eat cereal and still laugh. Wish the rumour about her on DWTS was true. PLEASE KATHY!!!!!!!!!!!
I too didn’t get the quick Suze stop-by but I didn’t feel sorry for Jessica in the least. Leasing a car is stupid and Suze invited you to her studios! Just sit there and say “yes” even if you disagree with her. She’s Suze Orman!
i love me some Kathy, but that Adnan stuff was seriously sickening. You’re better than that, Miss Griffin!
Kathy’s right about one thing: if Bravo hasn’t already approached Maggie about a spinoff, they’re fools.
I love Kathy’s mom. She is so unassuming and likeable!
I just watched for Suze’s jacket. Her jackets are freakin’ fab-u-lous. I don’t follow her financial advice.
This was a much better episode with Team Griffin mostly in the background, and Maggie more in the foreground. The Suze Orman segment was definitely a cross-promotion among CNBC/Bravo (same ownership), but still worthwhile. I would enjoy seeing Kathy beg the producers of Dancing W/The Stars to be on their show…maybe that’ll be an upcoming episode…
I DO own a copy of “For Your Consideration”, Amy: after years of loathing Kathy for no tangible reason, I decided to watch the show for ammo, and ended up falling more than a li’l in love with her, coincidentally the same week that the album was released. Naturally I had to buy a copy to assuage my guilt. I have to say honestly that it’s not all that, in my opinion. It feels like she pulled her punches and I’m not sure that I ever laughed out loud (unlike last night’s ep, during which I did so at least six times).
I think she’s got decent Grammy chances though; as far as comedy albums go, I’m sure she’s one of the more high-profile album releasers of the year, and I say good for her! Get that Grammy, girl!
“Former” boybander, Nick Carter? FORMER? Dang, we’d best let the Backstreet Boys, who are presently in Canada on the third leg of their world tour know that Nick has left the group! I could SWEAR I saw pictures of him today from the concert in Newfoundland! Crazy…..
Maybe I was reading into it, but Jessica seemed to be commenting on more than her car lease…seeds of discontent? Did she quit or not?
Loved when Suzy Orman put Jessica in her place–what was with her sourpuss attitude? Leasing IS stupid, because you’re spending $$ you’ll never see again. If you spend the same amount per month on a payment, you can sell that car!
Loved when Kathy squeaked “Ad-nan. Ghal-ib.” Hahahaha. Too bad the stuff with Maggie was kind of boring at the end though…
I absolutely loved last nights episode of My Life On The D-List. It made me want to leave college and go become a STREET MODEL (whatever that is). That guy was soo surreal like omg do adults actually act like that in Major metropolitan areas? And I do think I heard Kathy mention Oprah once last night on the show which made me feel really good cuz I dont know what I would do without an Oprah less Dlist. And the rumors that Jessica left might be true. She seemed really salty at Suze Orman studios. I mean shes Suze Orman you listen to what she says. The lady OWNS 7 houses all paid for. Power lesbian extraordinare. And the promotion pictures turned out really nice. I want that as my desktop background ASAP! And I love mama griffin she is smokin for an 87 year old woman! And I love how she says “The gays” as Kathy calls them. This show is the best thing Bravo has! Thank you Kathy for everything!
PS: I am so looking forward to next weeks episode. Playing POLO on segways? Crazy.
I thought the episode was great; especially loved when she shook her hand in the face of the girl who said she didn’t like her while on her paparazzi tour. Her comedy cd is hilarious.