Britney Spears and Madonna are working together again! The 26-year-old pop star and sad driver of toy cars will shoot a video that will run on multiple 1,000-foot screens at Madge’s upcoming Sticky & Sweet tour. "Who cares?" you might think, but then again, if you start dreaming up possible video scenarios instead of doing your job, this news can actually be pretty fulfilling. (Especially when doing this IS your job.)
Right now I’m picturing Britney loungin’ on a plush cigarette-shaped sofa, casually popping cheese puffs into her mouth one by one while barely watching the only copy of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic ever purchased on DVD. (Side note: That horror show inspired one of EW.com’s all-time great TV Watches. Read it here.) The song is "Justify My Love (Of Chemical Additives Remix)," which will bleed seamlessly into "Candy Shop" right after Madonna bounds into the room doing a series of Tae-Bo kicks, then swings Britney around by her hair extensions for having such unhealthy eating habits. They’ll kick and scream, make up, exchange friendship bracelets composed of red string, then make out, because they realized they should never have been fighting, considering their mutual love of candy.
But I’m sure your scenario is more delicious…have at it!
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That picture is genius!
I heard that Madonna is adding “Human Nature” to her set list this tour. My scenario is set to this song. As the song begins, we see a montage of the tabloid pictures of Britney shaving her head, flashing her Britney, etc., etc., intermixed with pictures of Madonna in her “S e x” phase, with the Princess Leia hair buns, etc., then fade to black, fade back in to Britney sitting in a hairdresser’s chair, with Madonna standing behind her TAKING OUT THOSE JANK EXTENSIONS (please, Dear Lord, let this last part come true), while the lyrics “and I’m not sorry, it’s human nature” play in the background, and Britney emerges, as if from the womb, with fresh, short, natural hair, with the fake Barbie extensions gone forever!
Your job is my dream job. But yes, while my Journalism degree is collecting dust and I work as an Admin. Assistant, I imagine the video being very, very edgy. In it, the haggard, bald, panty-less Britney of yesteryear licks a gigantic black lollipop. Everything is in black and white. A techni-color Madonna appears and after 15 eight-counts of her freaky, breakdancy-yoga choreography to “4 Minutes,” she will begin suggestively licking the same pink lollipop as Britney. The sheer energy and fabulousness that is Madonna will turns lollipop turn red (as in red string) and transforms Ms. Britney! Now in color, her buzzed hair grow long and blonde, her panties and bra re-appear, and her clothes become bedazzled! Finally, Britney’s in color and healthy! Both engage in even more freaky, breakdancy-yoga choreography while candy corn, goobers and glitter rain from above and naked male back- dancers appear out of nowhere to “Music.” You can’t deny the power of Madonna (or kabbalah)!
As long as they figure out a way to work in my boy A-Rod, it should be gold.
ugh…really…does anyone care about these two anymore? I realize they are both in the spotlight, but its not because they are popular, its because they are a)going thru a divorce (or is she? isn’t that exciting!?!?!) and b)a sad has-been pop tart who can’t do anything right…doesn’t Hollywood have anyone more interesting than these two???
I picture Madonna giving that twit a good, sound, over-the-knee spanking on her bare ass!
wow madonna on the popwatch blog- i’m suprised since nobody at ew has given any love to Hard Candy or anything madonna related in god-knows-how-long… either way, y’all at ew talk alot of caka considering you will get your free tix and write your wonderful reviews of her show cause you know you’re gonna eat it all up… way to go ew!
I agree-the TV watch of Chaotic was gold. “Federhump” must be added to the dictionary, post haste!!
That has got to be the funniest picture I’ve ever seen! Now if you could just mix Christina in there and re-enact their ‘I kissed a Girl’ moment from the VMAs….
I’d like for them to shill out “baby mama” underwear. Britney’s ads would be of her getting out of a car (Madonna is driving) and Brittany flashes the cameras as she gets out of the car. But instead of showing the world her vajayjay, we get a peep of her new brand of undies.
The ad would end with the two of them walking into the club and the tagline flashes “Baby Mama undies. Anything else would be scandalous”
Bonus points if they can get Lindsay Lohan and Sharon Stone worked into the ad somehow.
Though I guess the bit about the “fresh short, natural hair” would have to be filmed with a wig..! I think they should both be in stocks. Indefinitely.
Does anyone still really care what either one does?
M, you are totally on the Money!
Britmadge Financial. Stocks chosen by Madonna and Britney using the Karballa (sp?), and like a virgin, your money will multiply for the very first time.
The four amigos and their tax liens
Madonna’s state tax liens, Alex Rodriguez’s tax liens, Jose Canseco’s tax liens and battery arrest, Dennis Rodman’s federal tax liens
http://www.webofdeception.com
wow, and i thought this kind of pathetic abuse at a mentally ill woman had stopped. And coming from one of the most reputable companies around, you should be ashamed.
Ok, so perhaps I’m being a bit oversensitive, but the whole “Britney is low-class b/c she’s wealthy and lives like a blue collar worker”thing irks my nervous system. I never got why her eating Cheetos, frequenting Burger King, drinking Red Bull, shopping at Target and Rite Aid etc. is so humurous. Many people indulge in those things, all of whom would be rightly offended if you suggested that they were “trashy” somehow fo rdoing so. I, for one, am relieved to see a super rich and famous person not decked out in Gucci head to toe and dripping in diamonds every single day. I hope Brit, like myself, flips EW an unmanicured middle finger.
I think their next venture should be retirement.