Comments on: What if Michael Bay had directed ‘The Dark Knight’?

By: Jelana

Jelana — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:01:28 +0000

I kinda get why the people commenting on The Spill’s site thought it was a real script. Knowing Bay’s work, if I hadn’t been clued in I might have thought is was real as well. And I wear glasses, so you know I’m smart.

By: Spill Movie Reviews

Spill Movie Reviews — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:37:50 +0000

Hey all! Thanks so much for picking this up and for everyone’s comments. We’ve enjoyed reading your reactions to this unearthed script
Thanks again!
-The Spill Crew

By: Rob Grizzly

Rob Grizzly — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:07:29 +0000

Insanely funny.
They should do an M Night Shamaylan version, where every body just stares ominously at each other for 2 hours, interrupted by the occasional loud noise. And then the twist is The Joker IS Batman!

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:23:23 +0000

Wow, that is scary accurate. My favorite part is all the military porn that Bay gets off on, like the numerous exterior shots of the Pentagon.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:03:34 +0000

Wait…where is the slo-mo shot of kids running with Batmobiles in their hands? Or the people of all ages and ethnicities huddling around to get news as Gotham teeters in the balance?
Still epically funny!

By: t3hdow

t3hdow — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:46:51 +0000

I laughed the most on the parts describing the overabundance of explosions with tanks emerging from the blast, and the way overdone camera angles, fixating on Rachel Dawes.
The ‘internets’ line was also pretty good.

By: the ricker

the ricker — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:14:52 +0000

Thanks a lot. Now I need to wash my brain out with bleach to kill the image of Batman slo mo walking with the violins in the background. I’m sure joker and his minions would be doin’ the slo mo as well.

By: Raven_Moon

Raven_Moon — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:06:24 +0000

That was hilarious & frightening all at once.

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:05:50 +0000

Laugh all you want. It was still better than Batman and Robin.

By: Epitrite@aol.com

Epitrite@aol.com — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:02:23 +0000

I read the faux script…that’s Independence Day. LOL!