The American Idol judge turns 52 today, and while, really, he’s just aiight for me, I figured I ought to give him the gift of a haiku anyway. Won’t you write one, too?
for me for you, dawg
a molten hot lava bomb
and a thesaurus
Jun 23
2008
07:10 PM ET
Happy birthday, Randy Jackson!
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I’m sorry Slezak
AI is overexposed
On this website, natch!
that’s hot baby hot
let me take a sip Paula
from your red Coke cup
Instead of singing
the phonebook, I’ll write to say
Happy Birthday, dawg!
Screw haikus!
Randy, you were once part of JOURNEY, one of the greatest rock bands of all time! Now you’re on…(gulp!)…American Idol! Oh man, what happened to you???
yo, yo, yo, dawg, yo
little pitchy, yo, yo, yo
randy learn new words
52?!?!?!?! Damn, the Dawg is holding up!
yo yo yo listen
happy birthday dawg. idol
needs a new third judge
Randy is better
at expressing his ideas
than Paula, poor dear
Yo Happy birthday
Gastric bypass yo you had
Dawg! No cake for you!
Woof Dawg
Woof woof woof
Bow-wow pant.
candles and Slim Fast
phonebook line has got to go
Keep it fresh R Dawg
at first you were fat
then you lost weight, gained a ‘tude
simon, paula, that other guy
Happy B-Day Randy
You Are Just Dandy
We like You Fine
We Call You ‘Da Man!!
Thank you, Slezak, for giving me my first belly-laugh of the day.
Hearing aids for skills
Plus Dawg needs some common sense
Some of Paula’s pills