Which of the following statements best describes your initial reaction to the You Don’t Mess With the Zohan movie poster:
A) Immediate collapse into semi-conscious state/fetal position/ball of disgust.*
B) "When and how did Hollywood decide Adam Sandler is a sex symbol?"
C) Internal ruminations about what Mariah Carey got paid for the use of her Rainbow t-shirt.
D) "Here’s hoping PopWatch does an ‘I Saw It So You Don’t Have To’ on this steaming pile of dung."
E) "Not sure about those sandals."
F) Pre-order of tickets for June 6 premiere.
*Dangerous if you saw poster on the side of a bus!
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D. I miss the Adam Sandler days of Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison!
B and D.
God, I hope my boyfriend doesn’t force me to see this. If he does, I’m making him watch the “Sex and the City” movie. Not because I have any desire to see it, but simply for revenge.
D
Sweet, sweet D please.
If by B you mean, “What’s with the giant package?”, I’ll go with that one.
Adam Sandler is an idiot! I have not and never will see any of his movies!
An odd combination of A and B. And I’m in an office cubicle, so finding room to curl up into a ball on the floor is no easy feat for a grown woman.
Seeing this poster for the first time was sort of like getting hot wax poured into my eyeballs. I can only hope to God that I never see it again on my life.
Ack. Blech. Have you ever gotten a bad taste in your mouth from just looking at a picture? Because it’s a new one for me.
Personally, I’m kind of excited for this. It has some positive buzz around it and Sandler teamed up with Judd Apatow & Robert Smigel on the script, so you know it won’t be the usual fare.
I’m going with unknown option “G.”
G – This poster looks just like the one for “Kung Fu Panda.” That’s weird.
definitely D. even though, i’m not seenig whether EW does one of those columns or not. i didn’t even think about C before, but I like that one, too.
F…as in “F, this thing looks like a piece of S.”
I also miss the days of Bill Mad and Happ Gil.
Friedmann, it wouldn’t be Monday without a pretentious comment from you…so I must poke holes in your stupid comment: how can you know Adam Sandler is an idiot if you’ve never seen his movies? ZING!
definetly, definetly D
oh adam sandler…what happened to you?
A and D
Gotta go with D… I wonder if Adam Sandler will ever make a great funny movie again…
A!!
A mixture of A, B and D all at once. Save us, Slezak, from having to see this movie!
A. A little bit of B. And definitely D. I hate this poster. I walk by it everyday on my way to work. Yuck. Maybe I should change my route until the movie comes out.
It’s just so sad because he was really good in Reign Over Me and now he’s back to making totally unfunny crap.
I think the poster is clearly stating “Punch me…right here…punch me right here as hard as you can because I am a horrible waste of a person who is not funny at all”
Sandler = poo
As much as I dislike Adam Sandler, I have this gnawing feeling it might be (slightly) funny. Maybe that’s just heartburn from the weekend. I don’t have any confidence in the new Mike Myers movie.
I love how people discribe Adams movies as if he’s hell on earth, He’s a coedian and a great one at that, I laughed my ass off when I saw the posters, I can’t wait to see the Movie and hopefully preorder the DVD. Looks Funny and interesting and I can’t wait!
D! go for it slezak
just wish the poster was horizontal instead of vertical. Needs to be like a banner with legs going to the left and right with the title at his crotch. You learn that in Graphic design 101.
…and why is he in the clouds?
I don’t know about the poster but the first time I saw the TRAILER I just about threw up. But then I saw it again. And again. And, God help me, when they showed it before Speed Racer, I actually laughed out loud. They are wearing me down man! But, I don’t think I’ll see it. Oh no that’s a lie and I’m totally going to see it aren’t I?
Totally F! Only for that fact that I hear Mimi makes a cameo.
D, for sure. This movie looks so unbelievably dumb that it makes me WANT to see The Love Guru.
D