When I think about 'Top Chef,' I touch...

Official results: Tom 50%, Padma 34%, Yourself 16% (Liars!)


My alternate version of the poll — courtesy of Gretchen Hansen’s top-notch skills in Microsoft Paint — is after the jump…


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  • snarky

    when I think about Top Chef, I touch Sam – that HOTHOTHOT diabetic chef from season 2. Yummy!

  • Tony

    Those poll questions have been really creepy. I kinda felt dirty after reading that one last night.

  • Aaron

    Thank you for acknowledging that this was the weirdest Top Chef Poll ever because it was essentially asking…well, nevermind. But not anything food-related anyway.

  • Snarf

    Well that’s just really really weird.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, that was weird, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that last night. I know I could do a better job at coming up with poll questions.

  • Kai-

    Glad I wasn’t the only one who sat upright on the couch when that came on last night. It was sleezy.

  • T-Rex

    That’s weird, how come there isn’t an option “d” for the channel change button?

  • EP Sato

    I was more weirded out by the fact that Chef Tom got 50% of the Vote, Padma got 34%, and 16% said they’d rather touch themselves.
    Tom gets 50% of the vote? The guy’s such a jerk! Why would anyone want to touch him? As for Padma, who really wants Salman Rushdie’s sloppy seconds? EWWWWW!
    So glad to know others were creeped out by this survey as much as me. I mean, yuck! They actually made us think about touching the judges? Gross! WTF Bravo?
    I’d much rather be asked who we think will win at this point, who’s dishes looked tastiest or something a bit more appropriate for the show.

  • Aaron

    P.S. The numbers were different on the West Coast. Tom still won, but by a much smaller margin. “Yourself” was about the same, though.

  • Sara

    I don’t watch that boring show. Always the same.

  • Nee Nee

    LOOOVE the show…don’t really love this poll.

  • Padma fan

    Tom always wins…I dont understand! Padma is so beautiful and amazing…tom just doesnt appeal to me and Im a girl

  • jay

    I’ve posted this before, but Annie Barrett is hilarious.

  • NineDaves

    wow. if D was an actual option, i might actually vote!

  • allen

    I like Tom…of course I’m a gay man and at first thought, cool, then I thought about it a bit more and thought, um, this poll is pretty dirty. Maybe I need to take a non-gay bubble bath kinda dirty, but dirty nonetheless.

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