I’m loving this bit from the wags at McSweeney’s (hat tip to Movie City News), which reduces classic movies to their essences in just three Read the full post.
Apr 14
2008
10:00 AM ET
Classic movies boiled down to three lines of dialogue
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Star wars
Emperor: come to the dark side
Vadar: Luke I am your father
yoda: the force is strong in this one
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Ferris: “How could I possibly go to school on a day like this?”
Ferris: “We saw the whole city!”
Ferris: “Oh s—, I have to go”
MEAN GIRLS
Girl 1:
W-h-o-r-e.
Tina Fey:
Wouldn’t women do better in the world if they worked together and didn’t cut each other down by calling each other sexist names?
Girl 2:
B-i-t-c-h.
Dirty Dancing:
Baby: I carried a Watermelon
Baby: You know Johnny, I can’t win no matter what I do.
Johnny: Nobody puts Baby in a Corner
HALLOWEEN:
Laurie Strode:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Laurie Strode:
Was… was that the boogeyman?
Dr. Loomis:
As a matter of fact, it was.
Before Sunrise
Jesse: You should get off the train with me in Vienna.
Celine: This is a great morning.
Jesse: 6 months from now, I’m gonna be here.
Before Sunset
Jesse: I’m so glad to see you.
Celine: Baby, You’re gonna miss your plane
Jesse: I know.
GREY GARDENS
Little Edie: I couldn’t go to the reunion of my graduating class because that was the year Jack Kennedy campaigned to get in and I couldn’t go
Big Edie: Yeah…everything’s good that you didn’t do – At the time you didn’t want it
Little Edie: I can’t spend another winter in the country.
Foxy Brown
Link: Thats my sister baby, and she’s a whole lot of woman.
Ms Katherine: Take her to the ranch
Foxy: Death is too easy for you b*tch
“Chinatown”
J.J. “Jake” Gittes: (Slap!) I said I want the truth!
Evelyn Mulwray: She’s my sister AND my daughter!
Lawrence Walsh: “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
Steevo,
LMAO!! Too funny.
To the people who did Crash adn Million DOllar Baby, they are my favorites…