Clearly, the genealogists’ findings, that Brad Pitt is distantly related to Barack Obama, and that Angelina Jolie is distantly related to Hillary Clinton, are good news for the Republicans. Because now everyone on Team Aniston will vote for John McCain.
Pitt and Obama, Jolie and Clinton: Can you see the family resemblance?
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hahahaha!!
If you go back far enough, you’ll find that all of us are distant cousins, right?
All I know is that I wouldn’t mind being related to some royal family in Europe. Princess GeeMoney has a nice ring to it!
who cares really?
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
I hadn’t seen that article, but Mr. Susman, you’re reaction = priceless. That’s exactly the sort of thing I wish I had thought of. Well done. I’m still laughing.
xD
Except Aniston got a GLAAD Awards… OMG, tabloids are going to be mad finding out who are team Aniston voting for on this one!!! Will she make peace with Jolie or sex with Pitt?? xD
That same study also says Obama is cousins with Bush, so….
Obama’s also related to the Duke of Windsor and Dick Cheney.
But that “ultimate survivor” show on the Discovery Channel said that at one point in history, human beings were reduced to a group of 2000 (who had the “survivor gene”) and that all present day human beings are descended from that group (since we all have that “survivor gene”). That would lead me to believe most of us are related if you go far back enough.
McCain? Guess this means America’s Favorite Abandoned Sweetheart won’t be appearing on Oprah the next time she has a movie to promote.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but my vote is going to the candidate who has the closest genetic relationship to Gary Busey.
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I’ll pay money to see Hillary blowing away Ahmadinejad and Chavez with bullets marked “goodbye”.
Awesome.
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