Mar 5 2008 06:00 PM ET

'America's Next Top Doll': The Cycle 9.5 casting special!

You asked for it, you got it! The America’s Next Top Doll blog posts have given birth to a video series. So PopWatchers, any predictions on which contestant is going to win the whole thing?

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  • NineDaves

    holy. sh**. michael. slezak. i. love. you.

  • Natalie

    Video!!! OmGAH! Best thing i have ever seen. Heart you Slezak =]

  • roseslg

    Explorita is my favourite. She is going to be the first plussie to take it all. She does have the same haircut as last season’s winner, so she’s a sure bet.

  • Brian

    Hilarious, brilliant, with just a liiiitle bit of creepy factor thrown in there. The random hands were my favorite.

  • cook

    Explorita all the way!!!
    (btw this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on EW, rotflmao)

  • Sweet

    Wowy, wowwza! Hell Yeah! I laughed my butt off! I need Sleazak’s job!

  • Jon

    Explorita is FIERCE!

  • Nancy

    Loved it! Truthfully, I prefer the written word, because I’m going to have to watch that thing 5 times before I get all of those hilarious names, and I just loave Slezak’s writing. Still, ANTD in any form is the BEST THING EVER!!! Thank you!

  • Yes

    I loved this SO MUCH!!!!

  • Ep Sato

    I didn’t think America’s Next Top Doll could get any better. WRONG! Now it’s a snappy video too! My money’s on Hawaielle.

  • Kel

    ANTD is my new favorite thing ever!

  • Snarf

    Princess Thursday! (Zombie Dolls are the “new” Black)

  • Devin

    I wish I was getting paid for making videos of dolls…

  • Andrea

    Oh man, my stomach hurts from laughing so much. I can’t wait to see how the My Little Pony–I think her name is Soda Pop?–does! And the tinfoil on Jay’s head was so dead on accurate too…just one thing was missing: snarky comments from Miss J. (Although the outfit was fierce, darling.)
    Keep them coming, Slezak, please! You just made my week.

  • Louise

    Explorita! You’ve got my vote girl.

  • Braxton Hicks

    Neither of these dolls have a chance.
    Hellacouise? Hell to the No! if the best sob story you can come up with is ‘abusive boyfriend’ and ‘dull job’ then you’ll never make it past castings. It’s all about genital mutilation and psychotic conditions these days – domestic abuse is so last season. Just you wait ’til one of these dolls reveals that she was born WITHOUT genitals – that’s a story that’ll get Tyra’s exploitation glands throbbing.
    As for Explorita – yes, she’s fierce now – but mark my words, five episodes in and she’ll be a broken shell – all that ‘plus size personality’ gone while she’s forced to wear a garage attendant’s outfit by some skinny stylist who can’t be bothered to source anything above a size zero.
    And yes – I’m still bitter about Toccara being cut – why do you ask?

  • Martha

    You guys, it’s all about Fruzen Gladje. She has the most awesome name of the bunch…and who knows, maybe she was a mail order bride?

  • beckykatt

    Darn it!! I have to wait until I get home to watch the videos… worth the wait, I am sure!!

  • Kai-

    I’m with Devin….I’m in the wrong career. I’ve never seen a full episode of ANTM, but I certainly won’t miss any of these. Too funny and thank god for earphones at work.

  • ian

    Sue is my pick to win, she has the most exotic name…. and what about the legs on Etendrer. Yowzaa!

  • econruth

    When Princess Thursday popped up on the opening credits I laughed so hard I cried! And then Soda Pop..
    I can’t wait!

  • skye

    “Explorita! Sue!” lol I’m mad you put a my little pony doll on there. And the old crew is back, which is tight. You sshould have the zombie doll try to eat explorita. And the girl’ sshould be like ‘if she wasn’t so fat…”

  • Erik

    Popwatch Blog is the number 1 blog out there. Amazing! Michael and Annie you both rock my world. Keep them coming!

  • bb

    I love this too, (just wanted to comment because I watch crazy ANTM, and am waiting for a model to turn up).

  • Houstonian Jen in DC

    I’ll admit it. I almost wet my pants when I watched this the first time. When Princess Thursday and Explorita, and Abilitee popped up, I almost lost it. I don’ know what y’all are smoking over there, Slezak, but it must be some good stuff. Keep it coming!

  • Pamela

    Who’s gonna win ANTD 9.5? My money til I spit my tea while watching this video would have been on the fantabulous Hellaciouse but Ms Explorita seems to be a “take no prisoners” kinda gal so she has my vote, for now.
    Maybe we can hear from token lesbian Abilitee, token pony Soda Float, and token zombie Princess Thursday next time around? Please, please, please. Or is that a neigh?

  • kaybee

    so wrong, but so right! you guys are awesome … keep up the footage from America’s Next Top Doll!!

  • soulman

    THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER. I wish I was friends with you guys. that really cracked me up.

  • Laura

    I love you people. End of story. Seriously, can I come work there?
    I think the second girl in the credits is gonna win based off her name. It was unpronouncable – Abeerdaerkjlawe something or another. I laughed so hard just at the sight of that name. Can’t wait for more!!

  • Sara

    Dammit! What kind of format are these videos IN? I just allowed six different ad sites through NoScript in the hopes that ONE of them would make the video appear, no dice. Grrr.

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