Simon likes the way David Hernandez stripped it

Listen closely to what Simon muttered after D. H. Stripper’s performance last night:

Kudos (Crumpets?) to Mr. Cowell for finding a cheeky way to mention it without mentioning it. We salute him with our right thumb pressed against our forehead and all the other fingers flailing towards the general vicinity of Ryan Seacrest. As usual!

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  • Snarf

    Snort.

  • Lyn

    I couldn’t hear anything than his last note. Bad video?

  • KG

    i could only make out “…strip to that.” followed by a short chuckle from randy.
    am i the only one bothered by david’s facial expressions though?

  • brett

    I think he said, “Tell him you liked the way he stripped it down”. I’m so glad Annie noticed this, I saw it on youtube earlier and thought I was just hearing things

  • tuppy

    I heard “I liked the way he stripped it down” — in any case, brilliant!

  • mscisluv

    I thought he said “Tell him you like the way he strips for guys”…

  • Anonymous

    Simon said “Say I like the way you stripped it down” to Randy.
    They should keep those mikes on for the whole performance!

  • Bruce in NC

    Even though I don’t watch this show, I am glad they are letting him stay on. It is no big deal. If they did let him go, would AMPAS have to strip (yeah I did; had to) Diablo Cody of her Oscar?

  • Snarf

    And cue the selfrightous upset parents bemoaning the lack of “family friendly” fare in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  • Anonymous

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who heard this last night. My husband told me I was hearing things even when I replayed in on the DVR a couple of times

  • Andy

    Not to change the subject, but has anyone else noticed that for the past two weeks, Simon has been resting his arm on the back of Paula’s chair? And not just to do his thumb-on-forehead salute. I think he’s trying to keep Paula from bouncing up and down like a little kid who has had too much sugar. It’s like he’s been designated as her caretaker, trying to tone down the crazy.
    Just wondering.

  • Karen

    Good one, Annie. Oh, and Snarf? Bite me.

  • Karen

    Okay, that was wrong and totally knee-jerk. I apologize, Snarfie. Funny how I make a comment that does not once ask for David to be removed from the show, or deride him for his personal choices, and I am homophobic, out of control, hypocritical, a prude, and now self-righteous. You’re spot on, Snarfie. Sooooo astute.

  • Annie B.

    I think Simon rests his hand on Paula’s chair to establish his own warped sense dominance. As if he needs to!

  • LM

    All right…Now, there is “Gay” and then there is “QUEENIE GAY”…I’m sure Danny “Chicken Neck” Norriega is taking it to new heights. At least Clay wasn’t so obvious! Danny, your days are numbered before you get b**ch slapped by David Hernandez.

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