Slezak spotted the non-news news headline (left) on People.com, and since I don’t have much else to blog about today, he suggested we all write non-news headlines based on our own lives.
His: Michael Slezak Has Not Won the Lottery and Purchased a Stable Full of Racehorses… Yet!
Mine: Mandi Bierly Hasn’t Thought of Something Funny to Say… Yet!
Annie’s: Annie Barrett Hasn’t Finished Her Doughnut From 9:30 A.M…. Yet!
(subhead) It Was Bumped From the Lineup by a Starbucks Crumb Cake… At 3!
Your turn.
QueenC Hasn’t Been Caught Reading EW.com PopWatch Blog at Work… Yet!
Annie, you had a doughnut sitting uneaten at your desk for SIX HOURS??? Geez, what kind of willpower do you have? Any advice for us Homer Simpson types?
Vanessa L. Williams hasn’t won the Emmy for Ugly Betty…yet!
Brian Claims Romanian film was meant to be watched on Sunday night-Alleges he will see it tonight.
Daisy hasn’t updated her lab notebook for the past week. . . yet!
That’s fairly pathetic. What do you do when you don’t find an idea? You write/film/talk about the fact you haven’t found an idea. I thought only high school kids did that anymore…
Em hasn’t thrown a paperwork-induced tantrum at work…yet!
Kelsey Hasn’t Done Her Laundry from Last Week … Yet!
Pamela hasn’t done a bit of “real” work today…yet!
Presidential Race Heats Up, No Winner Declared… Yet!
Whoops, I’m not running for president as I can’t seem to follow simple directions… yet.
I’m with Slezak on not winning the lottery, but in the meantime, something much less interesting:
It’s 9.45 PM and Martha Hasn’t Brushed Her Teeth…Yet!
John has NOT picked out an oufit for work tomorrow…Yet!
Kelly & Reba didnt win at the Grammys and niether did Taylor Swift =( so sad!
Oh and i have been in bed all day today. . .no joke didnt do a dang thing!
Benjh hasn’t discovered his sense of humore…yet! (Just joshing with you, kiddo)