So I just checked out "Sawyer’s Nickname Generator" on the Lost website at ABC.com (thanks, TV Tattle, for the heads up), and apparently, the island’s resident con arist/wiseguy has dubbed me… Mondrian?
Mondrian? Seriously? What is Sawyer trying to tell me? That I’m a colorful square?
Actually, come to think of it, he’s kind of right! So, PopWatchers, what’s your Sawyer-generated nickname? And is it in any way accurate? Holla!
“Picasso”.
Not gonna lie, I kinda like it.
I got Avalanche. No idea.
i got “Half-Pint” which is kinda cute and fitting.
I got Stork…I am tall, and maybe I am responsible for bringing Sun and Claire their babies?
I’ve never watched an episode of Lost in my life but I did it for fun. I got “Bedwetter”! Huh??
Mine is “Space bar”. Why can’t I have a cool nickname? Space bar? What is that?
Hawking…I don’t get it.
“Whiteout.” Well I am pale….
Sweetheart
Awww, thanks Sawyer.
i got “short pants,” then tried it again and got “ferdinand.” i’ll keep ferdinand.
I got “Rinse ‘n Repeat.” Kind of a mouthful really. As for the fit, well, I do enjoy washing my hair…
i got ‘Einstein’, and tried again and got ‘Pud’. Pud??? wha…? i can’t really speak to its accuracy, but i’ll accept Einstein.
“Blonde.”
Are you &^%*&^% kidding me Sawyer?!
“I don’t get it.”
“Picasso”? Huh? I’m, um…not an artist. At all. Sorry, virtual Sawyer, you swing and you miss. However, if ABC would like to send Josh Holloway over to my house, I’m sure he can think up a better one…