In a photographic play-by-play, rendered into comic-book form by those clever folks at Defamer (props to Slezak for the link), Paris Hilton gets booted off the stage at her own Super Bowl party by 50 Cent, who happened to be performing at the time. I mention this only because I met 50 a couple of years ago, and not only was he super-duper nice, he gave me a goodbye hug. Paris must’ve really done something to piss him off.
Both celebs have taken a thrashing in the press of late, but if I had to pick one of ‘em, Celebrity Deathmatch-style, I’d pick 50, just because I think that, underneath all the bullet scars and the posturing, he is a fairly decent guy.
How about you, PopWatchers? Paris or 50? And why?
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50. He actually has a talent and is part of the entertainment industry in a ligit manner. Plus he will not give me a disease if I were to accidently used the same towel as him after I got out of the pool.
I can’t say I’ve ever been impressed with either of them, but on the other hand, I can’t think of a situation where I would side with Paris, so I’ll go with 50.
Well, 50, duh. On the other hand, I think you could get the same approximate result if you asked “Paris or Hailey Duff” or “Paris or Richard Simmons” or “Paris or whatever is in that tupperware way in the back of your fridge that’s kind of greenish”. I mean, it’s not like that’s ever going to be much of a choice.
what ever happened to Paris seeing the light and not partying anymore???
I’m on 50’s side, she’s a sleeze
Hmmm. That’s quite a pickle. Neither choice is thrilling. Can’t I just say I’d rather give a sponge bath to a herd of wooly mamoths in the middle of a July heatwave and be done with it?
In a contest of decency, talent, almost anything, it has to be 50. But you asked Deathmatch, and I’m gonna say Paris. She is shameless, has broken every promise (uh, WHEN are we gonna see those facilities for female prisoners she promised?), and always returns, staph-virus like, stronger than ever. She is un-killable. She will open her legs and an army of crab lice will engulf 50. No one can defeat the Blob-like disease that is Paris. Paris FTW.
I pick Paris. Why? Because people like me love to hate Paris Hilton. She eats human blood and sacrifices children to whatever devil got her to where she is. She’s a demon from the farthest reaches of the pits of hell, but making fun of and hating Paris Hilton is one of life’s great guilty pleasures.
Just reading the responses tells me why we need the likes of Lindsay, Paris and Britney. They are so messed up that they help to make our messed up lives look perfectly normal.
50 I’m indifferent about. He had a so so video game and a few hits. But he can’t drum the passionate hatred that the mere mention of Paris’ name can inspire.
BTW I’d hate to see what sorts of disinfectants the bikini shops have to use after Paris Hilton has stopped by.
See? She’s Skank-tastic!
50. Spoiled, pampered, overprivileged, unnecessary, pointless princess notwithstanding, I just don’t like the girl.
Paris Hilton is a waste of the oxygen she consumes by talking way too damn much!
In a perfect world this showdown would result in a double suicide, but as the Patriots showed us last night, nothing is perfect!
50 because the guy is fresh and whitout the gangster thing i’m sure is a nice guy but paris is just a slot
50, because once Paris busts out the N-word (something she is fond of doing)she will go down. And it will be sweet.
neither, they are both fame hoes
I don’t know if 50 has antibiotics strong enough to fight of Paris?
Fiddy, FTW!