Ryan Seacrest has a sexy smile; just ask him

Ryan_lThe sexiest celebrity smile belongs to… Ryan Seacrest? So says a panel of experts who compiled Victoria’s Secret’s 2009 "What Is Sexy" list, which names several celebs with sexy attributes. I won’t argue with picks like Eva Mendes, Josh Holloway, or Rihanna, but Ryan Seacrest? Granted, the grinning host is practically named after a brand of toothpaste, but I’ve always found his choppers more unsettling than sexy. They’re two perfect semi-circles of gleaming marble slabs; they look like the World War II memorial in Washington. Read a little further into the AP article linked to above, and you’ll see that Victoria’s Secret is presenting the list next month in a TV special on E! that’ll be produced by… Ryan Seacrest. Ah, well…

Oh, and sexiest funnyman is Dane Cook? Really?

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  • tia77

    Sexiest smile belongs to James Marsden. Ryan Seacrest isn’t sexiest anything.

  • Anonymous

    Do you think Dane Cook wishes he hadn’t blown up to the point that people resent him now?

  • stephen

    Victoria Beckham was named sexiest mom, so that shows the credibility of the list.
    As for smile, Anne Hathaway hands down.

  • Martha

    Sexiest smile? No way. Now if it had been “Most Insincere and Smarmy Smile,” I would’ve bought Ryan Seacrest’s inclusion. But to second Stephen’s comments (and add my own), they picked Posh for sexiest mom and Tony Romo for sexiest athlete, so there goes the list’s credibility…

  • Lene

    Well, as aside from the fact that Ryan Seacrest is about as non-sexy as they get, I’ve always thought the super-wide version of his smile makes him look a bit like a carp…

  • Snooks

    Seacrest’s smile has always reminded me of Matt Dillon’s character in “There’s Something About Mary” after he get’s the caps on… Totally creepy!

  • Ep Sato

    Wouldn’t Dane Cook need to say something funny to justify calling him a “funnyman”?
    As for Seacrest, he’s a little schmucky, but his host bot skills do make him seem pretty sincere. Hey, at least they didn’t give the title to scumbag du jour Billy Bush…

  • Snarf

    He reminds me of a short, unbleached and over botoxed version of the Joker. Mmmm sex-say, Except not.

  • hoorah

    tony romo-sexiest athlete? what? really. he’s kinda goofy lookin to be honest. the only reason he made sexiest list is because of who he’s been associated with, not his own personal sexiness. there are much sexier athletes.
    posh- i dont know, she’s not bad to look at. but overall sex appeal isn’t the best i suppose.
    seacrest- creepy smile. agreed.
    dane cook- not funny + not sexy = not sexiest funnymay. how’d they get that to add up in his favor?
    …i think i’ll stop there.

  • kelsey

    Ewww, Dane Cook as “sexy”? No no no no no no no no NO! I’m almost offended.

  • Scott

    Um yeah. Seacrest has an amazing smile. And Dane Cook is one of the sexiest men ever, funnyman or not.

  • donner

    Ryan is cute, funny and sexy, even if he does play for the team w/the balls…Dane Cook is an idiot who can go far far away and no one would ever miss him…seriously…

  • Stephanie T.

    Secrests lips are turned in like The Joker so his teeth look bigger than they are. I think that the worst smile he had was in that Crest commerical where the woman makes a comment about his minty fresh breath. Dane Cook is a one hit jokester. Steven Lynch is a lot funnier.

  • BrandonK

    Ew! I don’t like his smile at all! No thanks. I can think of dozens, nay, hundreds of Hollywood smiles that I would prefer.

  • nunya

    i ask this question seriously: what woman in the world finds ryan seacrest appealing? i don’t have anything against him, but i cannot imagine why any woman would be attracted to him (except for the golddiggers who’d be enticed by his money).

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