Snap Judgment: 'Rock of Love 2' (Rock Harder)

Rock_l_2While some of you were watching that little Golden Globes press conference last night, I was enjoying the premiere of VH1′s Rock of Love 2, in which Bret Michaels met another 20 women who allegedly want to rock his world. It was awesome.

Like the women who applauded when Bret pulled up in a red sports car, I, too, had serious anxiety that his head of security would again send a few of them home before they even entered the house. Good TV, yes, but unnecessary cruelty when you know you’ve got a fully loaded bar and a stripper pole to guarantee quality footage. Instead, the four women Bret selected were awarded VIP passes, which secured them one-on-one time with Michaels before the first elimination. It worked out well for some, like clear early favorite Megan (pictured, right), who reluctantly sat through 30 seconds of conversation before sucking face: "I was very drunk making out with him, but I think that I really had a good time… I love Bret Michaels. Me and him forever." Megan is a model, and she has a "huge career." According to VH1.com, she also has an accounting degree from the University ofIllinois at Chicago, which actually makes her interesting.

My other favorite "ladies" this season:
• Destiney, the bisexual who said she bought stripper shoes "specifically for the pole." She’s also the cackling superfan Bret said he was willing to let make sweet love to him or kill him.
• Aubry, the walking sound bite, who’s at her best when commenting on Angelique. On Angelique’s photo shoot with Bret, during which she removed her top: "I think that Frenchie looked like a blow fish on acid." (Angelique, pictured at left, admitted to having her breasts done twice, as well as her nose, lips, and teeth.)
• Kristy Joe, the one who didn’t want to kiss Bret after 19 other women have slipped their tongues down his throat. I, for one, do not think this makes her a prude. I wouldn’t even step near the stripper pole after Angelique had her way with it.
• Ambre, who seems sane and like someone you might be able to talk to. Points for her taking care of Courtney, who drowned her body-image issues in whiskey and wine and ended up sleeping through the elimination. I think I could have liked her, too.

So, are you hooked on this season? Did you see any signs that Jackye, who told Bret she wouldn’t stay and rock his world because she had anxiety, was stressed? (Me, no.) And does anyone think that VIP Erin, who had the world’s most boring conversation about MySpace with Bret, should have kept her pass? (Also a no.)

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  • Anonymous

    Wasn’t Megan on Beauty and the Geek?

  • Laura

    Well, it’s here after all the endless promotion. And you know what? These women (from both seasons) just look used. And bitter. Ick. And yes, that is Megan from Beauty and the Geek. She would be better served hooking up with her old partner, Scooter, from that show.

  • furry_Sir Lancelot

    RE: she has a “huge career.”
    She’s also got huge… tracts of land.

  • drella66

    I think Catharine looks AMAZING for 45 and way hotter then most of those overly restalined lipped women. Frenchie is possibly more manly then the tranny hookers that walk my block

  • Kristi

    I thought Season 1 Première was HI larious, not as much this time. The kissing literally made me want to P U K E most of the time so it was hard to laugh as i was holding back my gag reflex, but no worries i’m sure it will only get better and by better i mean ridiculously more trashy and absurd. And i mean, what else was on to watch so whatcha gona do?

  • Stef

    Dear Lord, I love this show. Can we get a TV watch?!
    Who is the next Lacey?! I can’t wait to find out! It kind of looks like Kristie Jo might be the next Jes (aka, the only level headed one in the room).

  • vw

    I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw the ads! I was absolutely hooked last season and I guess will be again even though most of the girls just gross me out. Never been a fan of Brett or hard rock but this show is definitly a guilty pleasure.It’s like watching a train wreck.

  • John P

    Megan was on Beauty and the Geek.

  • Ms Daisy

    You mean Bret didn’t find true love with Jes? I’m shocked!
    BTW, who is the sleazoid hag on pictured on the left? She looks like a drag queen.

  • Ms Daisy

    Oops, never mind I see it’s something called “Angelique”.

  • Sara

    Oh, thank goodness. I was watching something on VH1 (probably an ANTM marathon) and saw commercials for this, and swore that Megan was from Beauty and the Geek. Went so far as to look her up on IMDB, though I couldn’t find anything.
    Such a pretty girl, too bad she’s turned into a reality show skank.

  • Allison

    some of these girls looks like transvestites! (what a twist!) and there’s a gutter version of Rodeo (who is so dear to my heart) some 46 year old Mom with 2 16 year old boys and 20 year old bangs. HA. I cant wait for this season to unfold.

  • Stephanie T.

    The woman on the left clearly looks like a man with implants. *Sigh* more bimbos and fake boobs. Brett needs to get real and settle with a woman who will watch over him. He does not need a blow up doll.

  • B Ro

    That would be the best twist EVER if it turned out some of these “ladies” (loosest use of the term ever) were actually men. ‘Cause otherwise, seriously, gal on the left got smacked with the fugly stick.

  • Angela

    Angelique looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. I may have to check this show out, for the cheeze factor.

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