Beat This Caption: 'Kim Cattrall at the Beach' Edition

Beat_lThis shot of Kim Cattrall — on the set of the Sex and the City movie, presumably in character as Samantha Jones, and reading self-help best-seller The Secret — struck me as a good opportunity for a game of Beat This Caption. I’ll get the party started; you take it from there (keeping in mind it’s a PG-13 kinda blog).

"Secret? How about explaining why I’m on page 43 and I haven’t read a single word about the female orgasm?"


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  • Stephanie T.

    The secret is that like Britney has done in the past, I am not wearing something on the bottom that I should be wearing…and I just ate a bean buritto.

  • Strepsi

    “Ah, I get how to do the Secret:
    I AM STILL HOT.
    I AM STILL HOT
    I DO NOT LOOK 50.
    I DO NOT have a butt that looks like cottage cheese!”

  • Shawn

    “What’s MY secret? Cucumbers and scotch tape!”

  • Patty

    How the heck am I supposed to get out of this pretzel position from this teeny tiny chair whilst wearing high heels and 3-D glasses.

  • Marc B

    Secret: Strong Enough For a Man, But Made For A Woman Who Just Farted.

  • Elizabeth

    I will be able to fight the signs of aging my contouring my body and face and not need any (more) surgery… I will be able to fight the signs of aging my contouring my body and face and not need any (more) surgery…

  • carrie m

    when did chanel start including self help books with their beach bags?

  • Oops

    Oops I crapped my pants.

  • David B.

    I think I forgot to shoot one of those ping pong balls last night.

  • Silv

    “‘Cross left leg over right, insert’ what where?? I just don’t see how this secret position is guaranteed to give me multiple orgasms.”

  • Becca

    lemons are supposed to increase the opportunity for my– w/e never mind. this book sucks

  • Ray

    “Actress Kim Catrall – realizing the music wafting over the beach scene being shot for her upcoming ‘Sex And The City’ movie, is in fact Starship’s ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’, from Catrall’s 1987 film ‘Mannequin’ – reacts strongly to the realization that said film was done over 20 years ago…making Ms. Catrall old, even by ‘cougar’ standards”

  • berd

    oh no, the fugly muppet doll has a shoulder blade for an ass!

  • Ian

    Goes with the biggest cat fight in history between the producers Rhonda Byrnes and Drew Heriot. By the time you extract all the lies, deceit and greed out of the book there isn’t much left ….. if fact what is the book all about …. some secret?

  • Sibel

    does anyone of you know the real name of Kim Cattrall´s/Samantha´s hot neighbour, who has sex everyday with another woman in the Sex and the city-the movie?
    i couldn´t find out ..pLease help me

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