Hey, strike-afflicted Heroes fans! Can’t wait until the next episode of your show airs, whenever that may be? Now you can create your own adventures with Mezco’s Heroes dolls! There’s Claire, Sylar, Hiro, Mohinder, and two Peters (one flying, one earthbound)! And just like on the show, the Mohinder doll is totally useless and doesn’t do anything! Sadly, there’s no Molly doll to help you find the others if you lose them.
Help me out, PopWatchers; these jokes won’t write themselves. Actually, they kinda do…
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Heroes action figures. “Save the cheerleader, stay a virgin.”
A Mohinder doll? Seriously? Maybe it’s supposed to be cathartic and we can abuse the doll in all the ways we wish would happen to the real Mohinder on the show! I know I for one would like to see his little plastic body completely dismembered. Hmmm…Maybe that’s the Sylar dolls special power!
Did you read the caption next to Sylar? “Includes brain, basketball cap, glass shooting hand, …” .
I think they’ve just invented a new way to get through security with “a sharp object”.
Warning: Do not point at the eyes or any part of the body, or towards another person, unless it is your intention to see them suffer.
Kill the cheerleader, save the show.
Oooooh…Voodoo dolls!
Oooooh…Voodoo dolls!
These are the lamest things I have ever seen. Seriously.
Sure they make 2 Peter dolls but no HRG doll. that would be cool. They should have made teh Nathan flying doll instead of Peter.
Peter on land, another version of him flying………they’re missing the shirtess version.
LOL Kris. That remark was priceless.
It’s too bad they apparently based these dolls on the season 1 looks, before Peter cut his hair…
Although it is kinda funny that there’s an emo doll out there…that flies.
My god. My god.
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I didn’t realize that everyone on the show apparently carries messenger bags.
there’s a mohinder doll?
why?
i wonder if i break an arm off the claire doll, if it will miraculously glue itself back on
And if I put Peter next to the other dolls, will he explode?
And if I put Peter next to the other dolls, will he explode?
I hope the kids at Robot Chicken get their hands on a set of these and create some crazy-silly scenarios…
The dolls are really entertaining for about one year. The second year… not so much.
Where’s Niki/Jessica? Mohinder gets a doll and she doesn’t? Peter gets two but she can’t even have one? Sexists!
I agree–they should have a Niki/Jessica doll. It could be like the Skipper dolls of my childhood, but instead of growing boobs when the arms are spun around, she’d change faces and personalities. Do the Peter dolls mysteriously absorb the qualities of the other dolls?
Can you play “real life” with the Peter (Milo) and Claire (Hayden) dolls?
If these were voodoo dolls there would be the ‘wonderless’ twins that I could dismember. That and I need HRG, yummy Nathan and Mr. Muggles.
Reminds me of Spaceballs: ‘No sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again sir!’
What? No Ando doll with an expectant look on his face? No Ando at his desk reading ancient scrolls? How disappointing.
These things remind you just how good McFarlane Toys is at doing actions figures RIGHT.
Fun to play with until there’s a strike and then you can’t find them to save your life….
I’m surprised the Mohinder doll doesn’t come with “sleep inducing voice recording”. And why does every character have a painting? Is this arts class?
Action figures would be cooler. Sylar with real life brain chewing action! Peter with real life whining action! Claire with…real life breaking bones action? Hmm…maybe not.
Is the Writers Guild strike now going to include an extra day of arguing of residuals from this merchadise too???
“No, I didn’t lose the Hiro doll, he just teleported away and is spending an excruciatingly long time in feudal Japan.”
Also, can we be sure that a Mohinder doll didn’t actually appear as a stand-in for an episode or two?