Hey, strike-afflicted Heroes fans! Can’t wait until the next episode of your show airs, whenever that may be? Now you can create your own adventures with Mezco’s Heroes dolls! There’s Claire, Sylar, Hiro, Mohinder, and two Peters (one flying, one earthbound)! And just like on the show, the Mohinder doll is totally useless and doesn’t do anything! Sadly, there’s no Molly doll to help you find the others if you lose them.
Help me out, PopWatchers; these jokes won’t write themselves. Actually, they kinda do…
Heroes action figures. “Save the cheerleader, stay a virgin.”
A Mohinder doll? Seriously? Maybe it’s supposed to be cathartic and we can abuse the doll in all the ways we wish would happen to the real Mohinder on the show! I know I for one would like to see his little plastic body completely dismembered. Hmmm…Maybe that’s the Sylar dolls special power!
Did you read the caption next to Sylar? “Includes brain, basketball cap, glass shooting hand, …” .
I think they’ve just invented a new way to get through security with “a sharp object”.
Warning: Do not point at the eyes or any part of the body, or towards another person, unless it is your intention to see them suffer.
Kill the cheerleader, save the show.
Oooooh…Voodoo dolls!
Oooooh…Voodoo dolls!
These are the lamest things I have ever seen. Seriously.
Sure they make 2 Peter dolls but no HRG doll. that would be cool. They should have made teh Nathan flying doll instead of Peter.
Peter on land, another version of him flying………they’re missing the shirtess version.
LOL Kris. That remark was priceless.
It’s too bad they apparently based these dolls on the season 1 looks, before Peter cut his hair…
Although it is kinda funny that there’s an emo doll out there…that flies.
My god. My god.
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I didn’t realize that everyone on the show apparently carries messenger bags.
there’s a mohinder doll?
why?
i wonder if i break an arm off the claire doll, if it will miraculously glue itself back on