Okay, 19-year-old Michael Cera (Juno, Superbad, Arrested Development) hasn’t hit Daniel Radcliffe status on my scale of inappropriate crush-ness — no Googling or stick puppets yet — but I feel it coming. And I suspect I’m not alone. Therefore, I’d like to make the creation of PopWatch’s Inappropriate Crush Quiz No. 2 a joint-effort. (For inspiration in mining your IC behavior for certifiable suitable quiz questions, check out ICQ No. 1: Daniel Radcliffe edition.)
The rules stay the same: Give yourself one point for every statement in the comments section that accurately describes you. The higher the score, the more help you need. (But the more I like you.) I think the first two questions should remain the same in any ICQ:
1. You’re scared of how high you’re about to score.
2. You are over 21.
Good luck!
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-When you washed Juno, you couldn’t keep your eyes off those yellow shorts for fear of missing a possible pork sword sighting.
3. You have a picture of Shia LaBeouf’s mugshot from his Chicago Walgreens arrest as your computer’s background picture.
Yes, this is true. And I am TOTALLY with you, Mandi, on Michael Cera. I can’t wait to see Juno tonight.
Sorry – should be watched Juno.
OK, I totally missed the point on this. Clearly the question was supposed to be ABOUT Michael Cera… Ok… here goes:
- You force your boyfriend to say the following when you’re in bed together: “Yeah, they said that would happen in health class”.
As PS: disregard my now-rather-embarassing confession about Shia.
Eek, no. I could never have a crush on someone who would probably call me “ma’am” while bagging my groceries at Market Basket if he weren’t famous. Guess I get a point for being over 21, though.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Michael Cera!!!!! George Michael Bluth lives on!
Although it was the worst years of your life, you daydream of being in high school again with Michael Cera as your boyfriend.
3. you compared yourself to Ann on AD, and you knew George Michael could do better.
4. You convince yourself he’s over 21.
5. Clark and Michael.com
6. You google him when you hear he has a girlfriend (and she’s adorable).
“That sounds like some mild fun.”
RE: you compared yourself to Ann on AD
Her?
- You’ve wondered how you can get your hands on a copy of the portrait of George Michael that was on the nightstand next to Michael Bluth’s bed.
- You want to learn how to play the guitar so you can jam together.
8. You’d make love to him, but only if he called it “pop-pop.”
9. Your heart dropped just a little when you read in the comments below that he has a girlfriend.
YES, furry_tom, YES!
10. You’ve watched every internet video you can find featuring him.
12. When you heard his band was playing in a little LA club, you seriously considered flying across the country to see them.
When Arrested Development premiered, you said to yourself “that kid is going to be so cute in a few years.”
And you were right.
(Now I’m saying the same thing about Jake Zachar, aka Rusty on ABC Family’s Greek, who is actually a friend of a friend.)
Back to MC: I cannot WAIT for Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist!
You’ve thought about working in his banana stand.
13. You’ve thought about kissing him to teach them a lesson. Isn’t that what makes it funny? I’m laughing. Go fish. Uno.
14. You wanted to watch him hook up with Maebe even though you knew they were cousins.
15. You bought “Anyone Else But You,” his duet with Ellen Page, from iTunes and listen on repeat and pretend that he’s serenading you.
I don’t think my crush on him is inapprorpiate. It’s down right mandatory.
OMG, I love that this up! I happened to watch Superbad and Juno within a few days of each other and fell in love with Michael Cera. Now, I am counting only 3 weeks since I saw Superbad, and have still developed a very strong obession in a very small amount of time. So I guess I would score very high on this quiz. I would also add;
*Have pestered every single fam member & friend who’ll listen, including my boyfriend, about how adorable is and why.
*Tried to convince anyone to go see Juno again with me, for what I fear has nothing to do with the movie (though great) and everything to do with seeing him again.
*Did something I haven’t done in years, and imdb’d him in strange, misguided hope that he was older.
*When I found he was 19, wondered if a 5 year difference in age really matters in life, despite a previous stance that it did.
-You wondered if his racecar bed was big enough for two.
-You thought he must be good with his hands if he can play guitar.
I don’t even need to bother to determine a score because I definitely have an inappropriate crush on Michael Cera. I’m 25, he’s 19, and I’m totally smitten. In fact, Zac Efron, Daniel Radcliffe, and he currently represent my ultimate inappropriate celebrity crush trifecta. Um, I think I need a boyfriend….
lol you guys are really funny, in that creepy stalker kind of way. I scored a 5 (out of 15 or so) for Cera. But if this was about Shia I would most certainly be certifiable.
*I day dream about being a PA on set and him falling madly in love with me. lol But I’m 22 so it’s a little bit more kosher. ;P
1) You voted for him to be “Hot Slut of the Month” for December on DListed.com.
2) You plan on voting for him for “Hot Slut of 2007.”
Thankfully I’m also 19 so it’s not inappropriate that way. But…
1. You celebrated your four-year anniversary of said-crush in November.
2. You ate a “Happy Anniversary Joan and Michael” cake.
Sorry, but that kid is not attractive to me.
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Kissing cousins!
I’ve got 10 years on Michael…don’t care…here’s my entry:
-You have seriously thought about what kind of technology would be required to shrink him in to miniature form so you can keep him in your pocket.
-You’re thankful that you live in Canada…he’s over 18.
-You found yourself trying to look up into his short-shorts in Juno.
I’m seconding Jean’s comment. I’m more than 10 years older than Michael Cera (yes, MORE than 10), and I would never really go back to high school, but I sure would if Michael Cera would be my boyfriend.
Where’s the stick puppet? Your fans are waiting….!