'Gossip Girl' recap: A modern Roman holiday

Gossipgirl_lI usually don’t get excited by such hackneyed clichés as Serena’s Christmas gift to boyfriend Dan—sex, in a canvas of snow—but I’ll admit it: Their horizontal mambo made me want to do a little dance. Maybe it’s the holiday season reaching its peak, or the ribbons of snow swirling through the streets. Maybe it was that second glass of wine. But all I know is that the otherwise saccharin scene had me feeling totally warm inside.

Let’s rewind. Last night’s holiday edition of Gossip Girl—the third-to-last of its remaining original episodes, with the final one airing January 9—put the pressure on its characters to deliver the goods. And they did, if the multiplying love triangles are any indication. Oh how this show twists and turns! Just when we think we have a particular romance locked down, therein collapses, inconceivably, another. Here’s the breakdown of the complicated holiday feast GG served us last night:

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• After their not-so-clandestine affair pops in front of their children, Rufus and Lily turn to others for their emotional fixes: Rufus with his estranged wife, Allison; Lily with OG Bad Boy, Bass Sr.(Eric said it best when he squealed: “He only has one facialexpression—he scares me.”) Lily scores a marriage proposal onChristmas, and rubs her new relationship in her ex-lover’s face withfictional trips to Anguilla. Classy.

• Producers may have killed Allison off the show for good (hooray! she sucked), thanks to a visit by her other man, Alex.But what riled up Rufus to take the bull by the horns and confronthim? He’s usually so passive that he’s content to stare atthe ceiling, or wax poetic on the phone while crouched on his Brooklynrooftop. Did he suddenly lay off the pot?

Serena approaches third-party Vanessawith her tail between her legs for help with Dan’s Christmaspresent, which had to be the right mix of extremely thoughtful andeclectic and cheap but not too cheap, all at the same time. Who said Dan “I don’t like money” Humphrey didn’t have high standards?

• Once the perpetual date-rapist, Chuck now targets men—stealing away Nate from Blairfor a fantastic getaway to Monaco. He then gloats/threatens her with asun-drenched snapshot of the lads splashing on the beach and textmessages like “How did u fake ur virginity for N.?” Um, Talented Mr. Ripley, anyone?

• Following suit are B.’s parental units, who now include Romain, the very eager, very gay French lover of her late-blooming father. Eleanor rightlyobserved: “Blair learned scheming from her mother, and unrealisticdreaming from her father.” Cut to Frenchie finding himself facedown onthe ice in about 10 minutes flat.

• That would’ve all been happy and fine, except that Romain has a soft spot for pretty boys easily bribed by cruises and hired like the cheap trick he probably once was.

• Even Eleanor finds another mate: essentially just a suit witha proclivity for long stares that make her exclaim, “I nearly picked himup off the street!” Lady Waldorf doesn’t know quite what hit her whenshe deposits him at her door the morning after, but she did lookappropriately hung-over.

Whew! To steal terminology from the show, what a fustercluck. Of course, there was also Vanessa strangely poking around inDan’s room, in order to send off his short story, Ten-Eight-Oh Five,penned creepily-cutely several years earlier about his darling. Theso-called “20-under-20” short story contest is completely fictional, sodon’t start sending out your manuscripts yet (The New Yorker onlyreally considers authors with agents, anyway), and also, where wasDan’s reaction? Sure, he smiled a bit, said “Oh my god” once, butc’mon! It’s the freaking New Yorker, enough of an honor to jump up and down and talk incessantly about it for hours—heck, maybe a whole lifetime.

And one other thing: Serena’spush-up bra underneath her robe during the Christmas present-openingsesh made her boobs look huge. Seriously, I know Victoria’s Secret was sponsoring, but they were distracting. That’s all.

Happy Holidays! See you in the New Year. XOXO, YY.

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  • Philip

    Man, I love this show. If the writers’ strike continues much longer I think I’m going to go into withdrawal. One thing though: did they sometimes refer to Blair’s father’s partner as “Roman” and sometimes as “Ramon”? That’s what it sounded like to me…

  • e

    is this the last original episode because of the writers strike? are more to come if they resolve their differences? i love this show and will be devastated if it is gone for long.

  • supergrover

    They were just pronouncing Roman all “European” as Ro-MAHN.

  • arahSae

    You’re right – Allison sucked! I hope she’s gone for good. I’m still not sure if it was the character or the actress (I’m sort of leaning toward the actress…sorry whoever you are), but she was useless. Loved Rufus calling Lily at the end and I’m definitely curious to see how the whole Vanessa thing goes. And really, Serena and Chuck potentially being step-siblings? It gives me a weird Cruel Intentions vibe…

  • tvgeek

    This is the reason that I love gossip girl. The episode was great. I was also glad to see Alison leave, I did not think that she was horrible, but it was obvious that she and Rufus were never going to make it and to paraphrase what Dan said it is better to deal with the realty now than to live with a drawn out fantasy. Plus I really like Lily and Rufus together. The whole mother/daughter, father/son dynamic should have ha huge ick factor for me but for some reason it doesn’t. Dan and Serena seem like they will have a cute high school relationship, but Lily and Rufus seem like the relationship meant to go the distance.

  • MJ

    i <3 this show!

  • Kristi

    Loved the ep! Yes as cheestastic as it may have been, loved every second of D and S!

  • sad

    this damn writers strike is ruining my life!

  • Kara

    There are still TWO NEW EPISODES to be aired in the new year (January 2nd and January 9th). WATCH LIVE (ratings were BRUTAL this week….)
    The promo for episode in two weeks looked very good!!! CANT WAIT.
    I missed chuck, but still good episode. I also love Blair’s mom.
    HOw interesting would it be if Chuck and Serena were stepsiblings??? HILARIOUS :)

  • Anonymous

    The Christmas gift of snow is such a cliche, but it can be cute, except it was actually snowing outside so it really didn’t make sense.

  • A.S.

    I don’t like Chuck when he’s around but I miss him when he isn’t. How does that work? Maybe Blair and I have more in common than I thought!

  • slammy

    Never watched it. Leighton Meester is booteeful.

  • SuzieC

    Can’t wait until the next episode. Bad as he is we need more Chuck. Lily and Bass Sr are not together. Lily and Rufus work much better. Plus it’ll be a definite boot to Allison, who’s already walking out the door :)
    I can’t live without this show!

  • SuzieC

    I meant Lily and Bass Sr are not “good” together.

  • SDA333

    Howdy y’all – It’s the Official “Veronica Mars: FBI” Board Troll speaking for the masses of VM fans – “No Veronica, No CW”. Man, I feel better…..

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