Wanna watch a six-minute teaser of that Batman sequel all the kids are talking about, The Dark Knight? Short of breaking into director Christopher Nolan’s office—or having a wish-granting genie at your disposal (and, let’s be honest, are you gonna waste a wish on this, when there’s narwhals that poop platinum out there for the asking?)—there’s only one way for that to happen.
Get thee to an IMAX theater to see I Am Legend, which opens December 14. And, if you’re good, you’ll see Heath Ledger’s Joker and Christian Bale’s Batman duke it out, eventually become friends, and form a comic-book book club, the first title of which will be Will Eisner’s adaptation of Moby-Dick…because the Joker just really likes saying that title.*
* PopWatch makes no guarantees as to the content of those six minutes.
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Narwhals that poop platinum, huh? Seriously? This is proven? And in what ocean would one catch a narwhal?
Ok, the Dark Knight trailer was better than the,…Indianna Jones one.
And iron man was really good butI liked The Dark Knight better, cuz of the…darkness in it. It wasn’t all happy. I liked the evil. Then again Iron Man wasn’t ‘happy’…but i still think it coould get an oscar, but thats just me.