And the Oscar nominees for Best Actress are…

Jessica Alba in The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Jessica Simpson in that Macy’s holiday ad. Squid-ink eyes and Micah’s cousin on Heroes. Tyra Banks on today’s vajay-jay themed episode of The Tyra Banks Show. And Julianne Moore pretending to enjoy making chicken strips on Rachael Ray.And the winner is…

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  • NineDaves

    Julianne Moore! It should be a double nomination with her performance on The View.

  • Binky

    Ummm, are you on strike, or just on drugs?

  • Dawn

    Claire Danes in “Pygmalion” or Jennifer Garner in “Cyrano”. Woof.

  • WH

    Micah’s cousin! She’s terrif (as Rachael Ray might say)

  • lilly

    Jess Alba
    everytime I see her make that forcefield in the wedding dress I wish I could have done the same thing to my In-laws

  • jill

    We just watched F4 over the weekend and Jessica Alba was just as bad as she was in the first one. Or maybe I’m just jealous she gets to kiss Ioan Gruffund.

  • Rakeem

    Julianne Moore…because she’s way overdue!

  • Martha

    If Jessica Alba gets nominated for anything, it should be for credibly acting excited about how “motherly” her character is in F4:ROTSS on Comcast OnDemand. Now *that’s* a performance!

  • seth

    because I think this is a joke on slezak’s behalf, I’ll say “Squid-Ink Eyes” and Micah’s cousin from “Heroes”–but only because Callisto’s death in X-Men: The Last Stand was just as bad.

  • tim

    hand-down to Moore. And if she actually looked like she enjoyed any of retchel ray’s cooking, she should immediately be declared the greatest actor of all time

  • ep sato

    I’ve got to go with Jessica Alba. She looked like the Wayans brothers in “White Chicks”, and did about as great of a job as Moira Kelly’s in “the Cutting Edge”.

  • liz

    Oh, Slezak, I love you. :D

  • Jessica

    I have to shamefully admit, I LOVE Jessica Simpson in the Macy’s commercials.

  • Anna

    You know Tim, Rachel Ray is actually a pretty good cook. She can be annoying but she does know what she’s doing.

  • GingerCat

    JULIANNE MOORE! It’s shameful she hasn’t won one yet, so if it’s got to be for appearing on Rachael Ray, I’ll take it.
    As for Jessica Simpson playing an idiot in the Macy’s ads . . . how is that acting, exactly?

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