Slezak: Ahhhhh-neeeeee!
Annie: Ellllll-iiiiii-ooooottt?
Slezak: Did you watch Scrubs last night?
Annie: Not yet. What’d I miss?
Slezak: Okay, well I didn’t catch the whole episode, but I was channel surfing, and seriously, JD’s girlfriend delivered the biggest newborn baby in TV history.
Annie: Oh, that baby! I saw that huge thang on our behind-the-scenes Scrubs videos. What the hell? It was like those medieval Christian paintings where the baby Jesus is way out of proportion because painters hadn’t figured out how to paint non-adults!
Slezak: YES!
Annie: I’m cultural!
Slezak: Seriously, that baby was so big, it was like two weeks away from walking over to the fridge and pouring itself a glass of milk!
Annie: I bet it also knows how to sign its name and therefore joined the Screen Babies Guild.
Slezak: Yeah, you could tell it was a Method Baby.
Annie: So in this video, Zach Braff talks about how they had to smear what he calls "the child" (see, not a baby) with cream cheese and jam (pictured). And he likes sandwiches featuring those items, so in lieu of cleaning "the child," he "licked that little thing right up."
Slezak: What kind of jam? I wonder if a spreadable fruit or a jelly would also achieve that "newborn" look.
Annie: Organic Morello Cherry!
Slezak: Controversial!
Annie: Should we now ask the readers what THEY would like to lick off a baby?
Slezak: No we should not.
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Please, please stop these types of posts.
I thought they had a boy?
wow that was pointless. Im sorry i clicked thru.
I think I’m going to throw up. Cream cheese and jelly on a sandwich? Nasty!
Hilarious post.
“Annie: I’m cultural!”
best line.
Even though you didn’t ask, I don’t think I would lick anything of off a child and/or baby.
Unless it was liquid gold.
Eew, eew, eeew, and eew, And by the way, eeew.
I actually had a baby that looked that big. He was 10 lbs. 9 oz.
I actually had a baby that looked that big. He was 10 lbs. 9 oz.
No, the largest babies born on the screen were the twins in Star Wars. (Though I guess that would be movie history) They both looked about six months old.
Oh and the best kind of cream cheese sandwich is chocolate chips, cream cheese and toasted cinnamon bread. Sounds so gross and yet so delicious.
Yup – my son was 11 pounds 4 ounces, so the Scrubs baby actually looked kind of wee to me. Normally, though, TV and movie newborns must be played by 2-month olds or something, because they always look wide awake, un-wrinkly, and non-scrunched up. That is not what they look like in real life!
No, keep the posts coming. And did I catch “Arnie” & “Elliott” nicknames in there? I love it! P.S. That baby was huge… solid episode though, the season’s slowly getting back to good.
The only thing worse than listening to banal office conversations is reading banal office conversations.
Wow, that was pointless criticism. Will you please refrain from these types of posts in the future?
I know I thought they were supposed to have a boy too.
I read somewhere it was yogurt and jam
Seriously, the size bothered you? I was more disturbed by them repeatedly calling the baby a boy, when from the episode footage and your photos, it’s definitely a girl. Poor kid’s gonna have a complex.
the comments i find funniest are those saying, ‘please don’t write posts like this anymore’ or ‘it’s boring to read banal office convos online’ – uh, this is EW. do you expect critiques of fine art or literature? no one is forcing you to read ew.com. personally, i think these posts are kinda funny. stupid, but funny.
I love you guys.
Ew. There goes my breakfast idea for the rest of the week. I know that babies pinch hit for either sex in Hollywood, but if you’re going to give us a full-frontal, you should probably make sure it matches up to the “It’s a boy!” assertion. And if it’s really supposed to be a newborn, where’s the umbilical cord? I’m sure the makeup department could have come up with *something.*
Could someone please let TV/movie execs know that we have seen enough birthing scenes now. Please, no more screaming mothers, flaky fathers, sticky babies. Just show them going into the hospital, then cut to them coming out. We know what happened in between, we don’t need to see it!!!
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