Apparently, Chuck Norris has decided to end hours of speculation and reveal who he’s endorsing for the 2008 Presidential election.
Call me crazy, but the only Chuck Norris endorsement that would matter to me is if he picked a favorite vertebrae to shatter. ("I favor the 7th. Call me a softie, but that one has sentimental value.")
This is all rendered slightly moot by my colleague Joshua Rich, who reminds me that "Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse presidential candidates, he anoints them." Let’s hope he anoints ‘em with the same sure hand he uses to choose kids TV projects.
Click after the jump for some vintage Chuck.
No, Monsieur Norris wasn’t always a punchline. Once upon a time, he could even hold his own (in a fully choreographed fight) with Bruce Lee. For a little bit, anyway.
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How long have you been waiting to post classic Chuck? Awesome.
Also awesome Chuck Norris: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA