Oct 15 2007 04:16 PM ET

Happy 80th birthday to the best Bond ever!

Rmoore_lA big Monday shout-out to my main man with a license to kill, Sir Roger Moore, who turned 80 — 80!! — yesterday and finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last week. Good on ya, James… I mean, Rog! (And, yes, PopWatchers, that’s right: Dude got frickin’ knighted by the Queen of England before he was bestowed the high honor of seeing a slab of concrete on one of the crappiest streets in L.A. embossed with his name. Oh, and, also, yes: He is older than Sir Sean Connery, go figure.)

Anyway, time’s right to re-raise that age-old question to which, in my opinion, "Roger Moore" is the only correct answer: Who’s the best James Bond? I think we children of the ’70s and ’80s have allowed those older folks/Connery groupies to own this debate for too long. First of all, just because SeanCon was the first, doesn’t mean he was the best. Honestly, I’ve had this conversation many times over the years, and all I’ve ever really heard from Connery fans is a lot of whining that the guy left the 007 franchise. Well, boo hoo. That still doesn’t change the fact that The Spy Who Love Me (pictured) is a trillion times better than Diamonds Are Forever, suckas. Second, the Scotsman may have an Oscar, but he doesn’t have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the loser.

And third, there’s the argument that Moore’s smiling spy is toodifferent from the James Bond of Ian Fleming’s novels, which would be alegitimate point if (a) Connery were remotely close to the dour brute of the books, and (b) any of the Bond movieseven slightly resembled the original stories. (Seriously, go back andread them, they’re incredibly different.) As for the other guys, well,Lazenby, Dalton, and all the fellas who’ve pretended to be 007 inspoofs and TV movies simply don’t count. Daniel Craig is a lovely chapwho did an awesome job in Casino Royale, but it’s still tooearly to make a ruling on him. And while I’m a big fan of PierceBrosnan (and not just because he and I are homeys from our day kicking back with some brewskis on the beach), the four sub-par flicks he starred in ruin his cause.

No, Moore is the guy. He clearly had the most fun with the role, hismovies are the most amusing to watch, he carried the Walther PPK longerthan anybody, and he’s exhibited the best sense of humor about his workas James Bond in the years since he left the gig.

Okay, folks, have at it — live and let the debate begin!

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  • TheGreenGummiBear

    Yes! I agree with you whole heartedly. I too was a child of the 80’s, and I never understood how everyone thought Connery was da man. To me, British spies are supposed to be suave and debonair, and Rodger Moore was just…it. He was British to a T, he had the accent, the outfit, and that expression that bordered on amusement. And all the gadgets! Every so often the Connery version would get too macho, or sexist (even for Bond) and push women around, or just plain rough around the edges. Nothing against the Scotts, but he was just too…Scottish. A bit of a dick, really, while Moore just bordered on priss. Whether or not that’s how the Bond of the books was supposed to be, I just thought Moore was the perfect movie version. And how could you not love the underwater car?!?

  • Court

    I always loved Moore best, too. He had the best sense of humor of all the bonds, also. Dalton was okay, Lazenby was alright, Connery was passable, Brosnan was atrocious. I am obsessed with Daniel Craig in general so I’m too biased to talk about him as Bond.

  • Ames

    The problem of picking the best Bond is that so many of the movies are terrible, and therefore impact the character/actor. Dalton never had a chance with those awful movies. But using the same logic — The Spy Who Loved Me = best Bond movie, ergo Roger Moore = best Bond.

  • Kevin

    Sorry Roger, you’re #3 now. I was born in 1977. Roger Moore WAS James Bond for me. And then I saw Goldfinger and I realized what James Bond SHOULD be. For me, Moore was just too silly. When the movies played it seriously, Roger shined. But far too often, the scripts just destroyed him. So, it really comes down to the good movie-to-bad movie ratio. Connery’s ratio: 2:1. Moore’s ratio: 3:4. So, Connery wins. And if Daniel Craig continues on the trend of Casino Royale, he will be the true Bond heir.

  • Luke

    Wait a minute… You mean Britney Spears has a star on the walk of fame and Sean Connery doesn’t? Something is wrong with this world.

  • Martha

    I know I’m betraying my generation and all, but I have to disagree. “View to a Kill” was the first Bond movie I ever saw in the theater, so I have a soft spot for Moore. But he’s just too *smooth* for my taste…the Moore-era Bond movies are great popcorn entertainment, but there’s no sense of drama or humanity there. Connery let you see the brute under the suavity, and Craig showed the burden of the license to kill. That said, however, I do like Moore and wish him a very happy 80th birthday. Cheers!

  • Jakeem

    Read my lips: Sean Connery was the first and best movie Bond ever!

  • cyn

    Roger moore was and still is the only Bond for me. Never got the Connery thing, even though I love the Scotsman in pretty much everything else he has done.

  • Chris

    Daniel Craig, for sure. He’s the first Bond that’s actually been presented as a somewhat complex character. That wins it in my book.

  • Anna

    Moore looks kinda like William Shatner in that picture.
    Luke, I wouldn’t be too concerned that Britney has a star and Connery doesn’t. In order for someone to get a star someone has to pay to make it happen. It could be that Britney paid for her own star, which is why she got one so soon. There are plenty of people who “deserve” stars who haven’t gotten one yet.

  • GeeMoney

    Even though I looooooove Pierce Brosnan and grew up watching the Roger Moore Bond movies…. I’m going to have to go with Daniel Craig, because I think that in the long run, he’s going to be everyone’s #1 Bond.

  • Christine Plant

    Pierce Brosnan is the only one for the job. He’s the best looking, the sexiest, he can be cruel and he can be caring. No one does it better!

  • Nat X

    Randomly, the first Bond film I saw all the way through was On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. So, I’ll always have a soft spot for George Lazenby. The dude got shafted.

  • Leo

    Moore did for Bond what Adam West did for Batman…nearly destroyed him. And From Russia with Love and On Her Majesty’s Secret Service very closely resemble the books, which is why they are the two best Bond movies. Casino Royale is incredible and so is Daniel Craig, but we will only be able to wait and see if it stands the test of time like FRWL or OHMSS.

  • EP Sato

    My vote goes for Timothy Dalton, based on “the Living Daylights”. IMHO, License to Kill was not a James Bond movie.
    Dalton, a Shakespearian actor played Bond to match the literary character. In the books Bond was cold and uncaring. Dalton fit this perfectly. His campy scenes with the cello were top notch, as was his escape from the east.
    His movie took place largely in Afghanistan and dealt with the Mujahadin (which would evolve into the Taliban post Soviet invasion). Meant to be a reflection of the end of the reheated cold war, it ironically dealt with a modern topic that’s still relevant today. Few Bond movies have that element of realism and relevance.
    As for those who say “roger moore”, I feel sorry for you. His only good movie was “For your Eyes Only”. Two of his films were remakes of “You Only Live Twice”, two were regarded as the worst Bonds ever (Octopussy N View to a Kill), and the less said of “Bond in Harlem” or “flying car and Sgt. Pepper” the better.

  • Ceballos

    First off, Happy Birthday to Roger Moore! “Live and Let Die” is my favorite of the Moore-starring Bond movies.
    Secondly, Joshua is as wrong about this as he has been about the number one movie in the country in the first two weeks since the box-office challenge started (seriously, Josh, feel free to get a #1 movie right anytime, I mean, it’s not like they’re paying you or anything, right?)
    I understand that Moore’s jokey interpretation of Bond is more of a product of the time the movies were made in, and the filmmakers he was working with than anything Moore himself did, but still…the guy continued to play Bond for about 10 or 15 years after he was CLEARLY too old.
    Coming from a 25-year-old dude who wasn’t close to being born when Dr. No came out, Connery is the best, Craig will eventually be #1 or a solid #2, then Brosnan/Moore (the longevity IS impressive) flip a coin.

  • Nancy

    I grew up in the 70’s/80’s, too, so Roger Moore is Bond to me. But, another shot of Daniel Craig in that swimsuit and I may change my vote.

  • wraith808

    With a little longer, Brosnan would have had a lock. But as it is Connery is the man, followed by Brosnan, who will possibly be surpassed by Craig with a few more under his belt.
    Rounding out the rankings comes Moore, then Dalton, then Lazenby.

  • Silv

    It doesn’t matter when you grew up, the movies are all available to watch and Connery is the true Bond with only Craig as a possible contender. Sorry, Josh, Moore is too smarmy, his every line was said tongue-in-cheek, and he was older than Connery when he started than Connery was when he quit! Oh and BTW, those stars are no big deal – they can probably be bought by any publicity agent when their client has something to push – book, CD, movie, comeback, etc.

  • Silv

    By the way, each of the Moore Bond movies give me a bit of the creeps – he’s old enough to be the Bond girls’ grandfather and yet we’re supposed to believe they’ll just melt for his manly form. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit at that thought…

  • Vespa

    I’m with you, Josh, Roger is my #1 Bond. And For Your Eyes Only is his #1 outing.

  • Diane

    Moore, Roger Moore. I LOVED his smoothness and yes even his campiness. There are tons of believable spies out there. Only Moore got the combination of smoothness, sophistication and deadliness right to create an unforgettable superspy.

  • AMann

    LISTEN TO ME I was born in early sixtys… AN I love all the BOND MOVIES even the bad ones because its BOND an if you look real good you will see R. Morre in Brosnan an CONNERY IN CRAIG ALSO Dalton was diff… all togeather just as was LAZENBY NOW dont get me wrong they all all diffrt…in there owne way but that is what so good about it there is a BOND FORE EVERYONE AN AS 4 ME i love them all good an bad AN YES I HAVE a fav… one but it does not take away from the others I grew up going to the movies to see R. MOORE COULD NOT WAIT 4 THE NEXT AS BOND BUT DAME i love watching CONNERY ON tv an vhs THE POINT IS WE ALL LOVE BOND AN THE ACTION NO MATTER WHO IT WAS. An when D.. CRAIG TOOK OVER I WAS UP SET BUT then after seeing it i was so pleased] i think they all our great in there owne way

  • Deborah

    Happy birthday Roger!! Long before he was an excellent Bond, he was yummy as The Saint. Roger was a hottie.

  • Jill

    Roger Moore only looked really old in “A View To a Kill”. That movie wasn’t as good because of Tanya Roberts’ sucky acting and screeching for James. I mean, Sean was looking old in “Diamonds are Forever” but I still love that movie.

  • sam

    Sorry, but I am one of those older folks/Connery groupies and Connery is not only the best Bond, he is the only Bond for me. Roger Moore was great as the Saint and he has done a lot of fine work, but I never believed him as Bond. It was like Bond went on vacation and sent his upper crust funny cousin in his place. Brosnan is second best for me, but he is still more Remington Steele than Bond. I haven’t seen Craig and don’t intend to see him as Bond.

  • Anonymous

    Roger Moore was worse than George Lazenby, whenever he seduced someone it was like watching someone’s grandpa flirt with a 20-year-old.

  • Anonymous

    Roger Moore was worse than George Lazenby, whenever he seduced someone it was like watching someone’s grandpa flirt with a 20-year-old.

  • Jelana

    Sam, you’re missing out. Craig is the true successor to Bond — Casino Royale was amazing. I understand why the Connery purists would have hated Dalton, Brosnan and particularly Moore, but Craig is definitely worth checking out. That said, I grew up in the Moore era and always liked him as Bond. Once I saw Connery’s stuff though I kind of see Moore as bit of a Bond parody.

  • Jelana

    I meant true successor to Connery — ugh, long day….

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