After tonight’s performance show, billionaire Mark Cuban (pictured, with partner Kym Johnson) will have done which of the following?
A) executed a staggeringly stompy paso doble
B) screamed at Bruno after getting called for "traveling" during his waltz
C) mouthed all the words to ABBA’s "Money, Money, Money,” to which his dance will surely be set
D) scheduled hip-replacement replacement surgery
Who knows? It’s waltz and paso night on DWTS — and cohost Samantha Harris’ first night back from maternity leave — so anything can happen! Leave your predictions and/or comments about tonight’s show, below. And you’ll obviously want to come back in the morning to read my ever-exhaustive TV Watch, in which I will devote 300 words to whatever Edyta is wearing and come up with a new way to use the word "Cheeto" as a subtle reference to Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan. Oh the places we’ll go…
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Hmmm, since he did the jive (and not the tango) last week, I’m guessing they’ll have Cuban do the paso doble tonight, so I’ll go with A!
Also, I expect Sabrina to be the best dancer, Helio to continue to get slightly higher scores that he deserves because of his charm (and Julianne’s trickeration), Jane Seymour to look impossibly hot and Marie Osmond (yes, THAT Marie Osmond) to continue to improve.
Also, I think Jennie Garth will go back to being sucky (she seems to have contempt for her partner and that sort of worked for her tango…not so much for most other dances)
Mark Cuban continues the Dancing With the Stars streak of having a sucky celebrity dancer to remain far longer than they deserve (Master P, Sara Evans, Clyde Drexler I’m talking to you), but hopefully he will finally exit this week. Paso Doble is my favorite dance of all, so it should be a phenominal night, but please if we have waltzes, let them not be sucky.
I vote for A. He’s pretty stompy. But I really can’t see Floyd dancing a smooth waltz or not being too fierce in the paso doble. I think those two will be the lowest scoring dancers tonight.
Actually right now the show is starting and Annie, I think you’re gonna love Edyta’s scrap of an outfit.
Does anyone see that Sabrina’s partner looks like Michael Urie’s younger brother.
So guys, the big debate…did Jane and Tony lift? I didn’t catch it, and can’t rewatch it. What do you guys think?
I love Cameron Mathison. He is genuine and doesn’t have a big ego, thoug he is soooooo handsome. He seems so sweet and I bet he is great to his wife. Hope he wins. He gets better and better each week.
Cameron Mathison is the best!!!
CARRIE ANN….IF YOU WANT CONSISTANT…WATCH THE WHOLE MONDAY NIGHT SHOW. FIRST DANCE OUT, KIM CAME AT LEAST TWO FEET OFF THE FLOOR AND YOU POUNCE TWO OR THREE OF THE CONTESTANTS AND LET THE OTHERS SLIDE. MY FAMILY LOVES THE DANCING WITH THE STARS WITH THE STARS SHOW. I WILL NOT WATCH YOURS AND BRUNO’S SHOW. I SAW YOU TWO DANCE…HIS KNEE..YOUR MISS STEP …..IT WAS A LAUGH RIGHT? YOUR COMMENTS SHOULD HAVE APPLIED TO ALL DANCERS TONIGHT NOT JUST A FEW. WHO DID SOMETHING TO YOUR CHEERIOS TONIGHT THAT TOOK A SUPER SOAP MAN TO CHEER YOU UP. LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOUR OPIONIONS. GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU DOWN THE OTHER JUDGES FOR HARSH COMMENTS THEN DO THIS? POOR WOMAN, STRESS ON THE JOB AND TO MANY IRONS IN THE FIRE OR SOMETHING ELSE..WHO KNOWS KNOCKED YOUR OWN NUMBERS TONIGHT. WATCH THE TAPE OF THE SHOW AND THEN SAY….YOU WERE RIGHT…..SURE YOU WERE!!!!
GO MARIE GO!!!!!!
I think Carrie Ann was getting a little picky with her definition of “lifting”.
Is anyone east coast watching? What was Floyd’s score?
Anyone notice that Cameron was wearing Edyta’s legwarmers on his forearms?! So glad he brought it tonight…but so did Helio, Jennie and Sabrina.
First of all, Sabrina Bryan needs to take her fat butt home. Second, Marie Osmond needs to be treated with alot more respect on her dancing (Awesome dancing). The judges have thier favorites and it’s clear Marie isn’t one of them. Get new Judges!!!
I have an irrational dislike of Sabrina. Besides being unbearably smiley, she. should. not. be. on. the. show. She dances for a living. She put out a DANCE workout DVD. (No, I didn’t have prior knowledge of this, I googled her to make sure I had information to back up my annoyance).
Please, please, please stop voting for her. Lets have the first DWTS upset by voting OFF the first couple with a perfect score.
I too have an intense dislike of Sabrina. I don’t like that Disney puts their own people on this show as contestants and that she comes on the show with all her previous dance experience and dances for a living. That being said, these judges obviously have their favorites that can do no wrong so they leave it up to us viewers to balance the equation. Ever notice one of them is always in a snit and picking on every little detail? They’ll forgive one dancer for what they attacked on a previous dancer. The judging is hardly fair.
The computer system was off last night. I was able to go online and vote more than my limit.
Love Sabrina, and glad to see Samantha Harris back; I missed her. Everyone’s dance was amazing last night and whoever leaves tonight, it’s anyone’s guest due to the numbers. Terrific show; I still cannot see Mel B. dancing simply because I am physically unable to peel off my eyes from Mak’s butt. What’s wrong with me!
my, my, carrie ann so needed a time out last night
i was really dissapointed that julianne and helio didnt do the paso doble. her paso with anton is one of my all time favorite dances since the shows inception.
Woofy Cameron you ARE Superman! Great dance last night but really, guy…no one is watching you cance.
Carrie-Ann was extreamly bitchy yesterday. I’d love to see her out there dancing to see how good she really is
Team Jennie all the way!! Although, Cameron brought it last night!!! He really came out of that shell.
ingrid, if you want to see carrie ann dance? rent “in living color”, she used to be a flygirl….
I am for Marie. She does not give up and has the best personality. She is doing extremely well. As for Mark Cuban I think the judges have been too nice to him. He should have been sent home a long time ago.
Note to producers: don’t ever make the DWTS band play a remix song. It was beyond terrible!
Hey, who really cares if the females are lifted off the ground—it’s only a TV show with amateur dancers competing! SAbrina will take it all but I adore Helio!
I love, love, love Mark Cuban.
Samantha’s boobs are huge now. And awesome!
300 words to what Edyta is wearing? She barley wears anything and her husband Alec Mazo should say something about it.