Oct 9 2007 02:00 PM ET

Lisa from 'Top Model' raps! It burns! It burns!

I just finished watching "Ace of Spades," a"rap" video from America’s Next Top Model also-ran Lisa Damato, andI’m not sure which of the following adjectives best describes it. Help ablogger out, and vote in the comments section below!

A) Traumatizing
B) Gruesome
C) Unwatchable
D) Unspeakable*
E) Doodle-doddle**

* Apologies for my second use of that word in 24 hours.
** Sorry, you’ll have to watch the video for yourself toget the reference. And nope, it’s probably not worth it.

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  • marykate

    wait… this isn’t Nelly Furtado?
    sounds the same to me.

  • maya

    That was a spoof of Fergie, right?

  • Heather

    I saw this yesterday, and all I can say is…it’s still traumatizing. I’m not sure if it’s more or less traumatizing than the peeing in the diaper, though.

  • jm

    Dude. That was just… wrong. It was just horrible, up until the crotch shots and the “lick my____”, when it became nasty. And not good nasty. I look at that girl and think: dirty diaper. What people will do for attention.

  • Melody

    I really need that 3 minutes and 38 seconds of my life back as I totally just wasted it by watching that video. She was an idiot on ANTM and it’s evident that hasn’t changed. Yikes!

  • Randi

    It looks like you forgot to include the following option:
    F) All of the above

  • Maeve

    I wouldn’t expect anything else out of Lisa!

  • mscisluv

    Standing hee-yerrr with no fee-yerrr…are you kidding me?

  • dc

    i will never be the same again.
    i will never be clean again
    how come i have the feeling that tyra banks sponsered that music video

  • Mozz

    I have watched every single season of America’s Next top Model and i don’t for the life of me remember this ugly girl. what season was she from?

  • Rakeem

    Is this a joke? Please tell me its a new video from “Funny or Die”…please! Ihis is awful, what is she doing?

  • Martha

    Have to go with Randi and vote for F) all of the above. Except I didn’t get to the “doodle-doddle” reference, since my mouse automatically hit the pause button after 20 seconds in order to spare me further trauma. (Thanks, mouse…)

  • Gretchen Weiners

    Uh I think it’s kind of awesome. And she got boobs. Lisa was FLAT during ANTM.

  • asia

    uhm… that has to be a joke. is it? she can’t be serious… is she? my niece can play the tune on her toy piano and my goldfish can rap better than that… was it rap though? i’m in pain…

  • sil

    WOW possibly the worst song and video i have ever seen. THAT WAS TERRIBLE…who thought that was a good idea?

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