That Eva Longoria online sex video you’ve been hearing rumors about? Doesn’t exist. She did appear in a mock online sex video — it’s a spoof playing on Funny or Die that pairs her with "Perry Hilton" (actually, Dumb and Dumberer star Eric Christian Olsen, who has several other "Perry Hilton" videos on that site), in a parody of Paris Hilton’s notorious night-vision sex tape. Watch it below (don’t worry, it’s totally SFW), and see if you agree with me that it confirms two things: that Longoria is still the unsung comic ace of the Desperate Housewives cast, and that, if this acting thing doesn’t pan out, she’s got a future as a gymnast.
Rumor Control: Eva Longoria's sex tape
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