Rumor Control: Eva Longoria's sex tape

That Eva Longoria online sex video you’ve been hearing rumors about? Doesn’t exist. She did appear in a mock online sex video — it’s a spoof playing on Funny or Die that pairs her with "Perry Hilton" (actually, Dumb and Dumberer star Eric Christian Olsen, who has several other "Perry Hilton" videos on that site), in a parody of Paris Hilton’s notorious night-vision sex tape. Watch it below (don’t worry, it’s totally SFW), and see if you agree with me that it confirms two things: that Longoria is still the unsung comic ace of the Desperate Housewives cast, and that, if this acting thing doesn’t pan out, she’s got a future as a gymnast.

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  • Martha

    Pretty funny, but if Perry didn’t refer to his bedmate as “Ms. Longoria” I’d never have guessed it was her. She looks more like any typical zipper-head Hollywood blonde…probably the Night Vision thing.

  • peach

    Very funny. I agree Langoria is a comic genius. Too bad the Emmy voters don’t see it.

  • Ep Sato

    Loved it! Great to see Eva’s a fan of self-depreciative humor.
    On the other hand, it’s a shame there’s no REAL Eva Longoria sex tape. Maybe the real one’s sitting in a locked glovebox waiting to be revealed to the world.

  • stephen

    she looks a little like Posh Spice in this video

  • rachel

    wow, this was actually funny. i’m not the biggest eva longoria fan, but she’s fun!

  • Kevinn

    haha i love it

  • Sophia Cross

    The video is funny! Eva Longoria a comic ace? I don’t think so. She was terrible when she hosted Saturday Night Live [in her defense that show’s been terrible for years]. Sure Eva does the self-deprecating thing right but Eric Olsen steals the show, err video. Then again if you compare Eva to the rest of the Housewives cast then maybe she is the unsung comic of the bunch. That’s not saying much though, is it?

  • orianis

    She DOES look good with the night vision.

  • ericalina

    i loved eric olsen on the loop! i hope to see him doing more in the future!

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