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Seriously, when Miss Jay kept calling her “Miss Spontaniouse” I was like “why does he keep calling her that? She’s not doing anything that spontaneous.” Then they cut to an interview with her name and I laughed my ass off!
Oh wow…I hate saying this but an old Saturday Night Live sketch is coming to mind. Old enough to have Tim Meadows in it.
Oh for the love of….whats next? Tapiokea?
Do you think she knows Wholahay Brown?
Dag, and I watched the premiere episode and I straight up did not notice that. That is just sad right there. I mean, it is really that deep? Really? I know her parents didn’t name her that. She probably gave herself that little nickname thinking it was all cute or something. Shame.
YESS!! my wife and I had to pause and rewind it a couple times just to make sure we read her name right….so so so very awesome
Could I have the proper pronunciation please? Is it Spon-tah-nee-ous or Spon-tay-nee-ous?
I didn’t hear Miss Jay saying her name, too bad!
Great call Gretchen with the “Wholahay” thing…that still cracks me up.
See, it’s things like this that get our country laughed at. I can run off lots of “unique” names and their spellings from growing up & now teaching. I’m really not that surprised.
She would win Most Awsome name on earth if her last name were Cumbustaeon’.
You see some unusual baby names when working in a hospital. This on took the cake. A young mother named her son Meconium, after hearing the doctor use the term. (Sorry, but you’ll have too look it up. Try Google.)
Sadly, I had to sound it out three times before I got it. Makes “Apple” seem normal.
If that is her real name then her parents should be ashamed of themselves. What if she becomes a doctor, or a judge or a cop. Since her current career goal is ‘America’s Next Top Model’ that seems rather unlikely but who knows.
NO WAY.
Jon, that “Meconium” story is hilarious…are people in this country really that stupid?
For goodness sake, people, if you are going to name your child an adjective, at least spell it correctly.
That name puts a lot of pressure on a kid. What if she turned out to be predictable?
A nurse friend told me the greatest names she ever heard were a lady you just had twins and named them after the first thing she had to eat after delivery – Lemonjello and Orangejello. (Lee maun shello and or anje shello). I knew it was a lie – until about 5 yrs later and I am reading box scores of a basketball game and cross my heart – Lemonjello scored 12 points!
My parents were hippies and my dad wanted to name my sister Rosie Thorn, but my mom wouldn’t let him. That seems pretty normal by comparison.
yeah and her brothers Beaudaciouse, DUBIOUSE, and her other sister Treacheriouse.
I met a woman once named Latrina. I always figured she had a sister named Commoda and a brother John.
Yes, Melissa, that’s an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp
I have a pediatrician friend who told me one of her patients is named Violence – only the “V” is a roman numeral 5 with bars on the top and bottom!
God I hope she doesn’t read this, but…
A girl I went to high school with, whatever the reason behind it, her name? Buff Erin ____. (Put the first and middle together and you get…Bufferin. There were many jokes about pain killers.)
Make it stop.
Mee – I swear to God – Wyandotte High SChool in Kansas City, Kansas sometime between 1989 and 1993. My friends son, Frank, went to school there and played basketball. I was checking box scores in the Kansas City Mo paper (KC Star) and Lemonjello scored 12 points!!!!
I work in the medical field and I see a whole rack of names that pretty much scares me. I honestly thing majority of those people are like in Protection Program or something.
Anywho, here’s a couple:
McCracken
Necessary
Harshit
There’s always the woman who looked at her baby’s chart in the hospital and decided to call her Fehmahley (i.e., female)
I really, truly, and honestly know someone who named their daughter Placenta. She is an incredibly intelligent woman and absolutely knew what a placenta was when she named her child. I guess she just like the sound of the word. Citizens of the world: I know childbirth is painful and difficult, but don’t take it out on your baby…
I’ve heard of a LeKeebler (because the mother ate those Keebler cookies during her pregnancy) and Diarrhea (pronounced Di-AR-ee-ah). Nice, eh?
My father went to HS with (and I saw the pic to prove it)…Frank Stein…say his full name quickly…FranklinStien.
this here’s Tanqueray
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