And the winner for Best Named Reality Contestant in the History of Ever is...

• Stef
  Thu 09/20/07 10:33 PM

  Seriously, when Miss Jay kept calling her “Miss Spontaniouse” I was like “why does he keep calling her that? She’s not doing anything that spontaneous.” Then they cut to an interview with her name and I laughed my ass off!
• Kate
  Thu 09/20/07 10:52 PM

  Oh wow…I hate saying this but an old Saturday Night Live sketch is coming to mind. Old enough to have Tim Meadows in it.
• Snarf
  Thu 09/20/07 10:53 PM

  Oh for the love of….whats next? Tapiokea?
• Gretchen Weiners
  Thu 09/20/07 11:21 PM

  Do you think she knows Wholahay Brown?
• Vivi
  Thu 09/20/07 11:27 PM

  Dag, and I watched the premiere episode and I straight up did not notice that. That is just sad right there. I mean, it is really that deep? Really? I know her parents didn’t name her that. She probably gave herself that little nickname thinking it was all cute or something. Shame.
• Jason
  Thu 09/20/07 11:42 PM

  YESS!! my wife and I had to pause and rewind it a couple times just to make sure we read her name right….so so so very awesome
• girard31
  Fri 09/21/07 12:33 AM

  Could I have the proper pronunciation please? Is it Spon-tah-nee-ous or Spon-tay-nee-ous?
• mscisluv
  Fri 09/21/07 1:27 AM

  I didn’t hear Miss Jay saying her name, too bad!
  Great call Gretchen with the “Wholahay” thing…that still cracks me up.
• BJohnson
  Fri 09/21/07 1:28 AM

  See, it’s things like this that get our country laughed at. I can run off lots of “unique” names and their spellings from growing up & now teaching. I’m really not that surprised.
• Richard Murphy
  Fri 09/21/07 2:02 AM

  She would win Most Awsome name on earth if her last name were Cumbustaeon’.
• Jon
  Fri 09/21/07 2:08 AM

  You see some unusual baby names when working in a hospital. This on took the cake. A young mother named her son Meconium, after hearing the doctor use the term. (Sorry, but you’ll have too look it up. Try Google.)
• Winona
  Fri 09/21/07 2:40 AM

  Sadly, I had to sound it out three times before I got it. Makes “Apple” seem normal.
• Anonymouse
  Fri 09/21/07 3:57 AM

  If that is her real name then her parents should be ashamed of themselves. What if she becomes a doctor, or a judge or a cop. Since her current career goal is ‘America’s Next Top Model’ that seems rather unlikely but who knows.
• Jen
  Fri 09/21/07 4:03 AM

  NO WAY.
  Jon, that “Meconium” story is hilarious…are people in this country really that stupid?
• Lucy
  Fri 09/21/07 4:04 AM

  For goodness sake, people, if you are going to name your child an adjective, at least spell it correctly.
  That name puts a lot of pressure on a kid. What if she turned out to be predictable?

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