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Aug 15
2007
04:16 PM ET
What would you do if you ran Britney's "career"?
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Britney has never had “musical prowess.” No one who has to lip sync for every live performance has musical prowess. I’m amazed that she’s managed to fool so many people into thinking she has. Blinded by her spangly outfits perhaps?
Recast her with someone who could actually make money!
If you had asked me a year ago I would have said she should pose for Playboy and finally show us the goodies, but now I no longer care. She’s turned into Patty, the day-time hooker on My Name Is Earl.
i think she should stop wearing a wig and embrace the short haircut that should’ve grown in by now (a la Demi Moore/G.I. Jane & Mena Suvari), she should become a Las Vegas performer so she can be as raunchy as she wants to be and hit up the clubs every night. Then she should hand her kids to her mother. Win win! Kids grow up relatively normal and we don’t have to watch her make a fool of herself unless we voluntarily pay to.
I would have her take extensive voice lessons. She can’t sing! I would also put her on a strict exercise regimen. She would have to hang a locket with a picture of Dark Dot around her neck. That would certainly get her to act right.
I would… 1) Teach her to type the same I learned how – to the booming voice of a former Army drill instructor threatening to “cut my fingers off if I looked at the keyboard”. 2) Get her an entry-level office job (to help her gain a more solid footing on earth). 3) Let her know that it’s OK to blame your parents for the mess you’ve made of your life (but only until you’re 30. After that, it’s all your fault). 4) Give her a big, non-weird hug and let her cry on my shoulder for as long as she wants when it finally hits her that she is actually not so bad after all. Peace Britney. Live for your kids because their love is unconditional and non-judgemental.
Fifi: Where do you get your information? She can blame her mother until she is thirty? You need to grow up, and get counseling.
This article tells how Brit can make a come back
http://www.pr-inside.com/mosnar-communications-inc-says-britney-r419450.htm
Maybe she shoul get a new career. Maybe Britneys Veneers – performing cosmetic dentistry, or britneys brassiers – selling her own range of lingerie. Or perhaps Britneys Final Frontiers – selling Star trek paraphenalia… Think of any more?