I love the use of an exclamation point in the Star Magazine headline, "Brad Pitt Has Jury Duty!" And also, the restraint they used by Read the full post.
Aug 15
2007
04:35 PM ET
Overenthusiastic tabloid headline of the day!!!
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I took my daughter to day care! Then I worked out! Then I showered! Now I’m doing some financial analysis in Excel! OMG, wow!
I’m eating soup!!!! And then I’m going to FILE IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS!!!!
OMG!!!! BRAD PITT HAS JURY DUTY. AND THE WORLD DOES NOT CHANGE! WOW!!
Tim is making a Flash movie for his company’s website! Early reports indicate that he may brew another pot of coffee!!!
I’m working until six! Then I’m going to pick up a pizza! Then tonight, I might get drunk on cabernet!
Jonathan, you are my hero.
I used to work at Star. The only thing I loved more than the ubiquitous exclamation point is the defensible question mark.
“Bradd Pitt eats babies!” — You’re totally getting sued.
“Bradd Pitt eats babies?” — You’re totally good.
I paid a plumber $170 to fix a broken pipe in my shower! 170 American dollars!! Now I can shower!!!
I ate a hot dog and spilled relish on my shirt! Now I have to change!
I’m going to figure out my draft strategy for Fantasy Football!
Oh man, I just looked at the Star article and saw the “related” stories:
Hollywood Baby Secrets!
Jen Gets Together With Brad’s Mom – Again!
Angelina Has A Mighty Heart!
!!!! ! !! !
argie- It is in El Cerrito, California! And there’s another one in Oakland! You should definitely go there if you’re in the area! (Help! I’ve caught a case of exclaimation points! I can’t stop!)
Update:
Freshly Brewed Coffee Tastes Just as Bad as the Burnt Remnants of the Previous Pot of Coffee! Inferior Brand of Coffee Suspected!!!
Ruby has spent more time this morning looking at her favorite websites than actually working. In other news, she is growing a slow but burning dislike for her boss. And Jonathan, awesome! In the tabloid of your life, that is headline news.
I’m eating Chipotle! Again! This time with guac!