I love the use of an exclamation point in the Star Magazine headline, "Brad Pitt Has Jury Duty!" And also, the restraint they used by not putting it in all caps: "BRAD PITT HAS JURY DUTY!"
In other news: I brushed my teeth this morning! Am planning to have leftover lamb for lunch! And might watch last night’s Damages on my DVR this afternoon!
OMG PEOPLE!!! How are you gonna spend YOUR day?!?!?!?! Do tell!
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I Am Working!!!! WORKING?!?!
I have jury duty too!!! In six weeks!!!!!
“I am considering buying a hybrid!!!” Because, like, no one in Hollywood does that…right?
My first reaction was: “like he would ever show up!” But actually, he probably would just the way Oprah did just to show what a responsible, ordinary citizen he is. It would go along with his saving the world one kid at a time and I’m not marrying my hot girlfriend until marriage rights are given to ALL US citizens. Whatever…
THats the best they could come up with no Clay Aiken gay night a the club with Sexyback?
I’m taking my children swimming!
Bruce chomps on organic baby carrots!
I’m about to eat frosted mini wheats for lunch!!!!
well first im going to start w/ a little e-mail, & popwatch, then im going to watch tv, change positions on the couch, watch a few more hours of tv, pop something in the microwave for lunch, watch more tv, a little more tv, eat dinner, sit in the chair instead of on the couch, & top off my busy & full day w/ some more pointless tv
I’m about to eat some cookies!
And then go to work and FILL. OUT. FORMS.
No lie…
I’m going to GAP today! I might buy a new sweater!!!
Dasiyj had a bagel for breakfast! It was kind of dry! She is going to see Transformers tonight at the cheap theater with the good nachos and beer!
man, brad pitt is getting old and looking more and more like robert redford while he’s at it.
Anjeliki stayed awake during an entire budget hearing!
I’m watching TV! Then I’m going to clean the kitchen!!!
You people are cracking me up!
Aaron is going to drive slightly out of his way to get $2.79/gal gas!
I’m at home while the repairman fixes the clothes dryer!! Then I might go find something to eat!!
Where is this movie theater with the nachos and beer, that is also cheap?!
Snarky is Wasting time at work by reading pointless articles on the internets! Also, Doing Fantasy Football research! Ate Stouffer’s Mac’n'Cheese for lunch! yummers
Like, I’m totally trying to do work, like real work, but you know like that’s totally hard, cuz like all I can do is like read Slezak’s posts and keep like checking back like every 5 minutes for like a new post. Like.
I am going to go to Walgreens after work to refill my perscription for Prilosec!!!
Jonthan is gonna quit his job! No joke, i plan on just walking out today. No two week notice or nothing. Just gonna take a hike.
I’m going to a drug rep dinner tonight where I’ll be posing as an allergist to get a free fillet mignon.
I had a bowl of TOTAL for breakfast! I went for a RUN today at lunch!! Later I plan to stop at the DRY CLEANERS before picking my daughter up from DAYCARE!!!
Man, the banalities of life sound MUCH more exciting with the right punctuation! : )
I have a job interview!!!
I felt that merited three exclamation points.
Scandal! I had jury duty, too, last week!
I almost wore a GREEN shirt this morning! But instead, I decided to wear BLUE!
I slept in until noon! And then I burnt some pancakes! I watched ten minutes of “Dave” on AMC while I ate my burnt pancakes! Then I took a shower! And I EXFOLIATED using COFFEE GRINDS!!!!! GASP!!!!!!!!
LISA HAS A HEADACHE!!!!!