I don’t care if Ron Goldman’s family (including papa Fred, pictured at right) is getting the money. I don’t care if they’re giving some of it to "the Ron Goldman Foundation for Justice." I don’t care if the Goldmans get to add "key commentary" to the otherwise unedited manuscript by O.J. Simpson (pictured, left) and his ghostwriter. (What does "key commentary" mean, anyway? Scrawling, "What do you mean, ‘If…‘?" in the margins?) They can try to make this package as tasteful and respectable as they like, but I’ll still say…
Which New York publisher would buy this book? (Guess we’ll find out later today.) For that matter, what reader would buy this book?
Did I mention… eww?