Two frames later, Bourne dispatched his aardvark enemy with a crushing elbow to the throat.
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Hollywood’s plastic surgery obsession finally goes too far.
Matt Damon hooks up at a Furry Convention.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_convention
Not to be outdone, Ben Affleck makes a bold career choice and joins the Berenstain Bears.
The Bourne Aardvarkity
And is it just me, or does that picture of Damon remind anyone of the film “Warriors of Virtue”?
Who the hell greenlit Stuck on You Too?
Matt Damon’s appearance on a kid’s show took a turn for the worse when the snug shirt supplied to him by the costume department caused his nipples to sprout out of his head.
does anybody else think it looks like hes going to molest the poor little bear? aardvark? what the hell kind of animals are they supposed to be anyways?
You like apples? I got his number…how do you like them apples!
An aardvark is a relative of the african ant eater.
Partners for a drug free America
I cannot ever look at him without going “MAAAAAAAAAAATTT DAAAAAAAMMMOOOONNN” ala Team America.
“I had to go see about an aardvark.”
Even in an animated world Jason Bourne was not safe from those who would seek to destroy him. His only ally: Arthur. His only hope: To survive one more day. This summer Universal Pictures proudly presents The Bourne Animation. Where live action ends his mission begins.
Julia Stiles seemed pretty happy about her new glasses, even if yellow wasn’t exactly her color.
A crying Ben Affleck locked himself in Matt’s bathroom for two days when he found out the producer did not think he was right for any of the roles in this project.
Damon’s disappointment over “All the Pretty Horses” lead him to pursue a most ill advised sequel.
RE: does anybody else think it looks like hes going to molest the poor little bear?
I think it’s just because he’s wearing a very tight shirt with a very obvious phallic symbol on it.
Unable to work as a spy, Jason Bourne takes on a new enemy…
Matt Damon stars in…
The Bourne Illiteracy
Jason Bourne has a furry fettish. lol!
To Stephanie -
OMG yes!! I recently saw Warriors of Virtue (due to a strange set of circumstances I won’t go into here) and Aardvark Matt could totally be a flunkie of the Warriors!
Too late, Matt Damon remembers that old adage about not working with children or animals also includes disturbing animated hybrids of the two.
Ocean’s Fourteen is not off to a promising start. Arthur refused to do the nude scene.
Damon gets some direction from a sadly aging Woody Allen.
Matt Damon!
Unable to feel for another woman since Marie’s death, Bourne finally finds happiness with a surprising new companion.
Mr. Ripley’s uncanny talent for impersonation had finally reached its pinnacle.
Good Arthur Impersonating
Or Bad Arthur Impersonating… your choice
Matt Damon, actively battling all those “Stresiand” rumours.
Matt to Arthur:”I don’t know how to tell you this…PBS wants to move in a different direction…they want to see you after the shoot.