Because really, who knows more about good parenting than this dude?

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  • aramis

    “Some people’s glass is half full or half empty. Well, ours is pouring over with life.”
    Yeah, uh, ok? Did he really say that?
    Wow, thanks Slezak, I think my IQ dropped like ten points reading that. I’m going to go bang my head with a Charles Dicken’s novel…I need to make up for the loss.

  • Nicole

    Yeah, I saw that this morning and was like WTF?? Who cares what he thinks. Just b/c the world has seen your balls, i guess that makes you a good judge of character??

  • GeeMoney

    I agree…. who gives a crap what Cisco Adler thinks? I guess that People magazine had nothing better to write about.

  • Joe from NYC

    It takes big cajones to think that Nicole Richie will make a good parent, and, apparently, this guy’s pair is HUUUUUGE!!!

  • Dio_K

    Ahhhhh, just like a big squishy jelly doughnut. So bad, but sooo good. How did you know I couldn’t stop myself?

  • BC

    I’m not sure about parenting, but when it comes to drunken debauchery and full-frontal nudity Adler is a pro.
    And if you don’t know you can follow the adventures of Cisco’s band on the new VH1 show “Rock Life”.

  • Stephanie T.

    Uhm, who is this guy and does Jason Mraz know that Cisco Adler stole his hat?

  • furry_tom

    Is that a real person? It looks like an “If They Mated” with Dave Grohl, Johnny Depp and a Magritte painting.

  • BC

    Cisco Adler is the son of a famed Hollywood producer (whose name escapes me) and the frontman for the band Whitestarr. He’s also dated (maybe is still dating) Mischa Barton and used to be hooked up with Kimberly Stewart.

  • Christina

    He’s just another Hollywood sleezebag that no one gives a s!#t about. Why is People wasting their time.

  • Strepsi

    @ Joe in NYC – coke-out-the-nose-LOL!
    Cisco commenting on Nicole and Paris IS in fact like reading a Dickens novel, except here all the characters are more outrageous and less-likable. But equally ridiculously named — can’t you hear an English professor saying “He’s called Adler because he addles people!”
    Nicole is preganant, foetuses having foetuses…

  • Rose

    Ahhh yes I read this and then felt dirty. It must be a slow day in celebrity news. What hasn’t Brittany hit any cars today?

  • Stephen

    I don’t care what this guy says, he was still seen naked on (Insert gag here).

  • dma

    Lou Adler is his old man, who produced The Mammas and The Pappas, among others.
    And why are we getting his opinion when his only claim to fame is sleeing with emaciated chicks and playing in a crappy band nobody’s heard of?

  • daisyj

    Weird– I had no idea The Onion had changed their website design.

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