Comments on: Happy Birthday, Kevin Smith!

By: TheBookPolice

TheBookPolice — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:11:03 +0000

Internet fight with the marquee…THAT’S funny.
I will eat for weeks on message board props from Kevin Smith. Too cool.
Of course, this could turn out to be like falling in love with a beautiful woman online, who turns out to be…well, Kevin Smith. I choose to be upbeat.

By: jessup

jessup — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:32:10 +0000

For whatever it’s worth (nothing), Tom Strong can now legitimately claim to have fought Kevin Smith on an internet message board. Take notes ep sato, that’s how it’s done.

By: Beetle

Beetle — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:54:24 +0000

Oh no; all caps! I am destroyed.

By: Tom Strong

Tom Strong — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:20:10 +0000

I’m the one who called HIM a hack, so I am correct. My dictionary definition stands, not his bullcrap modified “cinematic” definition which was a lame attempt to get himself off the hook for being recognized as a mediocre talent. You FAIL Beetle.

By: Beetle

Beetle — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:57:10 +0000

Tom, congrats on the dictionary definition of “hack.” Note that Kevin stated that he was referencing the word in *cinematic* terms.
I expect this won’t trigger an epiphany that shatters your entire world view; just going for some accuracy.

By: jessup

jessup — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:50:14 +0000

Yes, I did gush, but my problem isn’t with gushing, if you like somebody’s work, you should gush. But you’re trying to claim that you got into some big fight with Kevin Smith, when in fact, you did not. You slammed him when you didn’t know he would show up, and then kissed his butt when he did show up to defend himself, nothing wrong with that exactly, but now you’re trying to claim somekind of worthless internet cred because you fought with him, I am just pointing out that you did not fight with him.
Of course, the old “parents basement” put down, I know I shouldn’t have expected better from you, but I did. Now you’ll probably brag about the day you “fought” jessup on a message board, and claim you came up with some witty retort, of course, not mentioning that it was the “parents basement”, the most lame and unoriginal of all internet put downs.
As for getting your gender wrong, I do apologize about that, it was a 50/50 shot.

By: Ep Sato

Ep Sato — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:40:25 +0000

Shucks, typo. Meant to say “Jessup, I’d dis on your azzkissing gushy mess of a message but”…

By: Ep Sato

Ep Sato — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:39:11 +0000

Jessup, I’d on the azzkissing gushy message you just left for KS but your skinny white azz just ain’t worth it.
For the record, EP Sato is a guy’s name. Now, go back to your parent’s basement and watch some more Jersey Girl before I pizz on your leg.

By: Kirby

Kirby — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:21:55 +0000

Smith, Tarantino, and M Night all need to stop acting. It’s clearly narcissistic. They are terrible actors. Even worse than Ben Affleck.

By: jessup

jessup — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:04:16 +0000

Hey Kev, the “ample butt” comment wasn’t a slam against you, I was just pointing out that ep sato did a large amount of butt smooching, after she ridiculed you when she didn’t know you weren’t around. Now she’s claiming that she had some big showdown with you, and that never actually happened.
If you’re concerned about your weight, why not go on Celebrity Fit Club, I’d love to see you and Harvey go at it.
Again, I love your work, and you’re not too shabby at acting either, you were really funny in Catch And Release. I haven’t seen Live Free Or Die Hard, I just can’t get behind going to see a PG-13 Die Hard movie, but I’ll give it a looksee on DVD.