Meryl Streep turns 58 today, and if you’ve got any doubts about the considerable skill and clout she brings to a project, I’d like to point out that by mere virtue of her involvement, the following haiku is already getting serious Oscar buzz. Won’t you give one of America’s most talented actresses the old 5-7-5 treatment, too?
from silkwood shower
to manchurian she-beast,
she rules. that is all.
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The following film
sucked: The Devil Wears Prada –
but for Meryl Streep.
BEST
ACTRESS
EVER
Slezak! You rock! My second goal in life besides winning an Oscar is to have my bday be remembered with a haiku from you!
Here’s my love for Meryl:
Death does not become
The Devil whose company
Chills even Oscar
Okay, so I’m not normally so “audience-participation”-y… But, the spirit has moved me this morning. Here goes my Streep haiku:
Happy birthday, Streep
I cry while watching your films
You rule, Meryl Streep!!!
Slezak, I feel mine captures the Academy’s sentiment a little more?
a master actor.
Coal Miner’s Daughter was great!
oops…sorry…wrong gal.
The Streep is #1.
Meryl Streep, to me,
You’re the greatest of all time
To quote you: “That’s all”
Out of Africa.
a master of dialect.
she IS number 1.
Live long and prosper, Ms. Streep.
If great acting talent was included in a “wonders of the world” list,the wonderfully talented Meryl Streep would definitely be on that list….hope she has many more birthdays and that her career prospers for many more years as well
Streep is amazing!
Went to college with her son;
he’s a great actor.
Happy Birthday Meryl, you’re looking hotter than ever!
I know one true thing
I’ve spent the hours falling
in love with your films
You got the great chops
You got the great bone structure
Happy day to you!
A knack for accents
Does not equal great acting
She’s overrated
An actress without
A life of tabloid nonsense?
Young ladies, take note
Oh Meryl do you reap
accolades from far and deep?
Praise be to the Streep
Two acting Oscars
Fourteen nominations for
those perfect accents
Rare cited talent
Song No One Understands Me
Philly Chicken gem
you, sir, cannot write
e.w., please fire
this talentless hack
Lindsay Lohan boasts
“Oh yeah? YOU never won an
MTV Award.”
Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird! It’s an airplane!
It’s a flying Streep!
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