Jun 21 2007 04:23 PM ET

Justin Timberlake hurts my eyes

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Justin Timberlake’s new video is hard to watch. And not in the way that his "What Goes Around" video is hard to watch, although I’m sure many of us found it difficult to watch someone so handsome make out with someone who is not us. But I’m over that.

What I’m not over, PopWatchers, is this "LoveStoned" video. My eyes hurt. There’s so much going on and yet, there’s absolutely nothing going on. All I see are lotsa pieces of Justin Timberlake and computerized argyle! (If JT was vying for geek stripes, I could have told him that his MMC days earned him a lifetime membership.)  And when we finally do see JT in his human form, he looks particularly sad. Maybe the object of his affection decided she’s not going home with him tonight. Or maybe he just watched the first part of this video.

Perhaps the only way to enjoy this clip is if you are, in fact, stoned (with, or without, the love). Let me know if I’m wrong, PopWatchers. In the meantime, I’m just going to wear sunglasses in the dark for a few minutes.

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  • GeeMoney

    Don’t get me wrong – I’m a die hard JT fan… and this video is a complete disappointment – basically it sucks. What makes it worse is that “LoveStoned/I Think That She Knows” is the best song off of his album, and he pairs it with some craptastic video. Me so sad. :(

  • Elizabeth

    I don’t think it’s that bad. At least he’s not just standing in a club with a bunch of girls with their butts hanging out of a thong. I respect him for giving us that much.

  • Elizabeth

    I don’t think it’s that bad. At least he’s not just standing in a club with a bunch of girls with their butts hanging out of a thong. I respect him for giving us that much.

  • Vicky

    Ehh. Who really wants to watch that over and over again? Plus, being “LoveStoned” doesn’t sound terribly romantic. “Baby, I’m lovestoned for you.” “Ummm…thanks?”

  • Jenn

    Yes, this isnt what we all expected for yet another amazing song off of this CD, however what other videos have you seen like it…so it looks like you’re watching media player for the first bit…the I think she knows half is..I dont know, theres just something about it that gives me goosebumps. I actually really like this video..no sexyback, but still intreguing.

  • Vance

    Well, oh well, whatever. Who watches videos other than on youtube anyways anymore? But yeah. this is the best song on the album. Im actually surprised they are releasing it though.

  • TsuKata

    I like it. Most people listen to music with the visualizer that WMP does these days, and I think the video plays to that. It also basically makes the music the focus instead of some scantily clad babe, by making the visual be a representation of the music’s construction.

  • Janice

    Yeah – I’m in the camp that thinks the video is craptacular, and what’s frustrating is that it was probably very expensive to make with all that CGI. I just don’t think it’s very creative and it doesn’t do justice to what is a really good song – one of my favorite tracks off the album.

  • ElChupacabra

    It actually looks like the opening sequence to a James Bond film to me — one where the plot revolves around a mix tape that happens to contains the names of all the spys in MI6 or something. That last minute of the song and video where everything slows down has got to go though.

  • Nancy Walker

    I don’t understand this former mickey’s boy appeal. Really, what is so special about Justin Timberlake?

  • KWampus

    Wow, that was a long couple of minutes. I will say this, that was no “D*ck in a Box.”

  • Jason Bonkers

    Why isn’t Justin Timberlake a has-been yet? The man is a real enigma. He is a puzzle best left unsolved.

  • K E W

    Ummmm…welcome to the Matrix? During the last minute I was waiting for Neo to burst in and demand answers!

  • SuzieC

    It looks like WMP on crack to me.
    It’s an ok song but that video gave me a headache. It’s creative though.

  • Sarah

    I enjoyed this video, cause if I had to watch another video with “acting” like in the “What Goes Around” video, I may have had to stop liking JT. What would have been a better concept for this video?

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