In the wake of Barbara Walters’ recent comments about Rosie O’Donnell on Ryan Seacrest’s radio program, and O’Donnell’s response on her blog, we wondered what it might sound like if the former co-hosts of The View bumped into each other on the street for a final tête-à-tête (Hasselbeck not included).
Barbara: Well, if it isn’t my close personal friend, Wosie O’Donnell!
Rosie: Oh cut the crap, Babs!
Barbara: Wosie, you know I hate it when you use the ‘C’ word!
Rosie: Well, you know I hate it when you talk trash about me on the airwaves.
Barbara: Oh, heavens. Is The Donald recounting my "two lesbians walk into a bar" joke in public?
Rosie: Um, WHA—? I’m talking about your interview last week with Ryan Seacrest.
Barbara: Who’s that?
Rosie: The American Idol host? The one with a morning radio show in L.A.?
Barbara: Not ringing any bells, I’m afraid.
Rosie: You went on his show last week and blabbed how you couldn’t discuss heterosexual sex during "Hot Topics" while I was on The View.
Barbara: Ohhh! Was that a radio interview? I thought I was on the phonewith my godson. I’m always a little woozy after my calisthenics.
Rosie:Woozier than Anne Coulter at a Gay Pride parade! Come on, Babs, I hadno problem with Joy and Elisabeth talking about their sex lives — evenif it was kind of gross. I just didn’t think it was appropriate comingfrom a woman who’s almost 80.
Barbara: It’s funny to hear you talkabout "appropriate" after you offended Bill O’Reilly, Donald Trump, andthe nation of China!
Rosie: Whatever, sister. I’ve got a laundry list of your offenses.
Barbara: Why don’t you save it for your haiku, keep it to 17 syllables?
Rosie: Well, I’ll be using up four with the name Paris Hilton, since you would welcome her to visit The View when they let her out of the clink. Classy! Don’t you have any standards?
Barbara: This coming from the star of Exit to Eden?
Rosie: This coming from the woman who scored an exclusive with the Menendez brothers?
Barbara: This coming from the producer of Taboo?
Rosie: That’s it! I’m revoking your tickets to this summer’s R Family Cruise.
Barbara:Oh no, Wosie, please! I take it all back! Where else am I gonna be ableto put on my two-piece and hear Cyndi Lauper perform?
Rosie: I don’t know, Babs, hindsight is 20-20.
Barbara: [Gasps giddily.] You said 20-20!
Rosie: [Sighs.] I never could resist the combo of you and Hugh Downs. He’s such a cutie-patootie.
Barbara: What if I get you his autograph? Can I still go on the cruise?
Rosie: Okay, but you also have to say the magic word.
Barbara: Rosie, I don’t know…
Rosie: Say it, Babs!
Barbara: Oh, all right. [Giggling.] Hasselbot!
Rosie: See you next week…and for God’s sake, this time don’t forget your sarong.
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he he…
Michael you crack me up
hahaha LOVE IT!!
Isn’t it funny how the hosts now feel free to talk about anything, knowing they won’t have that mean old hag Rosie shouting them down. Sorry Rosie, but nobody misses you.
okay, i followed the latimes link, and read this shocking bit of info:
“She’s someone we’re considering,” Walters said. “Whoopi is wonderful. But this is a big thing to take on the job five days a week, every day. You have to really be committed to it.”
five days a week? five?? good grief, don’t you people have any labour laws to protect these exploited workers?
Ha ha. Team Wawa!
Ryan Seacrest has a Hollywood Walk of Fame star?!?!!
Jane, I miss Rosie. Please don’t hate me, but it’s true.
I Love The View And I’ll Continue To Watch It. But The Show Was Better With Rosie On It.I MISS YOU ROSIE
jane.. i miss rosie too!
Excuse me while I vomit. The mental images of “The View” women having sex (straight & gay) is revolting.
The fact that Rosie is a liberal doesn’t alter the fact that she’s self-righteous, censorious, and a bully. (It does, however, add irony.)
Yes Beth, it’s quite disturbing isn’t it?
Pure. Comedy. Gold.
OMG that’s just hilarious!
In any contest, Rosie comes out on top. Babs is way old, which you can tell if you watch the View; half the time she doesn’t know what’s going on in the world. Rose is ratings gold. I watched almost every epi of the View that Rosie was on and I just don’t see the bullying. That was Elizabeth. Remember Sandra Burnhart anyone? Say what you will about “Rosie, the bully.” That “bully” spends tons of money and tons of time on helping children in this country. Love her!
Where can I read what Barbara said on Ryan’s show. I missed that.
To Elsie: To read what Barbra said on Ryan’s radio show, just click on “Barbra Walters’ recent comments about Rosie O’Donnell”higlighted in blue at the beginning of this story.
Did they actually say this? It is pretty funny!
Slezak: This is really funny! I can’t begin to imagine how your brain functions. Thanks for such a good laugh this morning.
Michael, this is one of your better efforts. Hilarious!
Oh Michael, you’re such a funny guy!
Why do we care so much about these two women duking it out over nothing? Who gives a s— what happened on The View? As much as I love Barbara and Rosie, they are starting to get on my nerves, because seriously: their f—ing drama has officaily gotten old. Maybe if they beat each other down on National television physically, maybe I would start to care!
I’d like to see both these women in a GIANT tub of jelly, each hitting the other one with their transcript, then at the end Rosie sits on Bab’s chest to win (and of course, killing her immediately)…..they both suck.
TY LeeLee – duh me;)
Rosie: I don’t know, Babs, hindsight is 20-20.
Barbara: [Gasps giddily.] You said 20-20!
– HA! I <3 you, Slezak!
Its ironic that just last year at the Emmys Babs pulled a fast one on Starr jones..announcing to the whole world Rosie, the woman who had picked open fights with her in the press, would be joining the View.
Cut to this year & there’s babs trying to hold it together in the wake of Rosie’s blow ups.
I think its funny that no one in the real press (not including Fox, conservative types) ever criticizes Rosie for being a bully & saying soemwhat racist things (i think its great to adopt a child, as long as look like you; ‘ching-chong’?). Its like whatever she says is A-OK because she’s gay. Newsflash..thats not equality people. Thats just overcompensation.
Also, for someone who takes so manys swipes at others, unprovoked, she gets AWFULLY testy when a soft one is lobbed in her direction. And once again, the regular media refuses to portray her as anything other than a courageous, smart, funny lady. If someone non-white & hetero acted that way they’d get ripped. Starr Jones?
That is right Red. Too bad someone doesn’t stuff a sock in her mouth or a wet rag the next time she opens it.
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