Jun 15 2007 09:54 PM ET

Beat This Caption: Pee-Wee Herman, back in action

Categories: Beat This Caption

Okay, kids, today’s magic word (inspired by Paul Reubens’ appearance in character at Spike TV’s Guys’ Choice Awards a few days ago) is: "Tequila." When you hear the magic word, scream like this:

Peewee_lAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Comments (1-19) of 19

  • Amelia

    After years of hiding in seclusion, I’m BACK and CRAZY as ever!

  • Chuck_A

    Hey look! I bought pants without a zipper. Can I host a kid’s show again?

  • Floridaboy8703

    I watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure every night of freshman year in college. I love this guy and I love his clever humor lol. That movie is sooo cool!

  • Jargon

    I love the first adventure movie he made. My kids used to love this guy. Then he went weird, then he came back. And guess what? He’s back again?
    Whatever.

  • robert dennis butler

    LOOK, MOM NO HANDS!

  • ?

    “I didn’t do it. It was his fault. He made me. Please forgive me!”

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Former Groundling Paul Rubens called his “Pee-Wee” Herman and made a lot of money doing so. Unfortunately he went into a theater, sat into a chairy and made Herman the size of a globie. When Rubens was arrested, the officers informed him that they were from the Los Angeles Police Department. A Tequilia intoxicated Rubens replied,”I know you are, but what am I?!”

  • David McLain

    Guess who will be staring in the new biopic about Michael Jackson?

  • Away Today

    Who really wants to be bothered with this pervert has-been? He needs to go back into the cave he was hiding in.

  • S

    You’ll crucify this guy, but let Britney and her other crotch advertising slut-friends run around free?! You guys are crazy! At least Reubens has some talent and never hurt or bad-mouthed anyone. He was only caught enjoying himself in the dark at an establishment BUILT FOR the very thing he was doing!

  • Away Today

    S: Two wrongs don’t make a right. They are all guilty of bad taste, skandom, and perversion. Britney, Paris, and their ilk have all been beat up on these threads.

  • S

    But they didn’t lose their careers…yet. I’m curious as to what you see as two wrongs. The fact that he went into a blue movie house, and then did the deed? If those are both wrongs then why let these movie houses exist? It’s no secret what they are for. Seems to me we let pretty blond things get away with anything they like, and the males get thrown in jail for fairly equal offenses.

  • Away Today

    S: I am saying that what they all do sucks! I am glad Paris is in PRISON. It’s just too bad she will be out soon-if she isn’t already, for “good behavior”. I think it is sad that Pee Wee Herman went into this type of place to begin with. And you are right about the type of establishment the place is. Such is life, not fair. The difference with him is that he had an appeal to children. Someone like Paris, who is a skank, is adult entertainment, as some would call it. The problem with her is that teenagers want to imitate this sorry excuse for a “lady”.

  • S

    AT: I agree. Did you ever catch Reubens’ stage show (the one the kid show was based on)? It was meant to be risqué, and was very, very funny.
    But I’m with you – enough with these low-class celebs already!

  • Away Today

    S: No, I did not get to see that show. And we both agree on the status of these celebrities.
    Enjoy the rest of your day.

  • Stephanie T.

    Rubens parodied 50’s children’s star Pinky Lee. The parody was very risque, but what made Rubens a funny improv actor was the fact that he took his character and got the audience involved in the joke. However, when you are offered a lot of money to make the parody a children’s phenomenon, a new wave Mr. Rogers can get tiresome, plus he was losing his true identity. He was not Paul Rubens, he was Pee Wee. The only thing that I would say was wrong with him was his collection of underage pornography. But at least he and actor Jeffery Jones (his next door neighbor) admitted thier problem, M.J. did not.

  • C B H

    Upon request, Paul Reubens shows us his best “I’m locked in a tiny room with the Samsonite gorilla!” pantomime.

  • RESL

    I Love Pee Wee’s Playhouse and his movies. I welcome his quirky, fun humor. He has been persecuted enough, leave him be. Just so you know, I had a salad for a snack. It was very salad-y. Hah!

  • Tuesday

    “If you dance to the music, don’t you know you have to pay the piper?” Unfortunately for him this will always be something people will remember.

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