When God closes a cell door, He opens a window

Sure, you’re breathing a sigh of relief now that traffic scofflaw Paris Hilton is being sent back to jail… but wait, what’s this? Right below People‘s report on Paris’ reincarceration is this article. It’s as if the universe sensed that (for the next 45 days, at least) there would be an aching void of well-lacquered rich gals who can’t sing.


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  • Sarah

    Please don’t compare my Spice Girls to Paris Hilton.

  • Stef

    Paris Hilton going back to jail was the top news story on my local hicktown news. I guess I should be happy because it means no one died, but it’s pretty ridiculous!

  • Maeve

    Don’t go there…the Spice Girls are a world away from Paris Hilton.

  • daisyj

    At first I read that as “Paris Hilton’s reincarnation”, and I was very, very worried.

  • Mutai

    Paris must have pissed people off enough for them to devote a website to doing away with her permanently.

    http://howtokillparishilton.com/

  • Nancy Walker

    Well, Well, Well! Did anyone get a good look at her bawling like a five year old? She was screaming about how unfair it all is. Hope the deputy enjoyed his bribe.

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Serves her right. Now this proves that spoiled selfish socialites are not above the law…they are just above a liquor cabinet.

  • Tom

    I agree. The Spice Girls worked hard for their fame. None of them are Maria Callas, but their music is fun. Don’t lump them in with Paris. They don’t get drunk, go driving while driving, violate their parole and expect no punishment.

  • Tom

    *driving while drunk — oops!

  • Nancy Walker

    Paris called for her mommy when she was told she would be going back to prison. I wont cry a river for the “lady,” she wont get any harsh treatment. She might break a nail. It is so nice to know she is not getting away with her misdeeds. Although, she may still get time off for good behavior.

  • Yeah!

    Perhaps she can get together with Isaiah. She can help him with his discrimination, and he can help her with her drinking by keeping her occupied in the alcoba.

  • KAT

    I think its about time because black people and poor people never gets anybreaks so why should she. She is rich and could have had someome drive for her but poor people drive on suspension because they have no choice or have made mistakes in life but do not have money to have a fresh start so they are plagued for the rest of their life eventhough they want to do better

  • Ali

    Kat: You have made some valid points, but are you aware that OJ Simpson was black and was found not guilty because he had enough green to pay the “Dream Team?” I know, he only looked black.

  • Freddie

    Yikes. Not sure which is worse – this Paris nonsense, or people coming to the defense of the Spice Girls.

  • furry_tom

    “Rumors have circulated recently that the band would reunite for the Princess Diana memorial concert that is to be held on Diana’s birthday, July 1, to mark the 10th anniversary of her death.”
    Hasn’t her family suffered enough already?

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