Comments on: Beat This Caption: Paris Hilton’s Big House edition

By: QueenOfClubs

QueenOfClubs — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:28:48 +0000

Shawn Wayans after being thrown in jail, while in costume during the filming of “White Chicks”

By: Ariella

Ariella — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:42:45 +0000

“The Hussy of Wax”

By: Stephanie T.

Stephanie T. — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:53:53 +0000

Hilton is posing in the new fall line from the Hamburgler.

By: Ep Sato

Ep Sato — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 20:54:13 +0000

“Jailhouse Pinstripe jumpsuit? That’s hot.”
“Can I get an In and Out Burger in Jail?”
Too bad the real Paris can’t wear make up in prison.

By: SaySay Say

SaySay Say — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:38:06 +0000

“Hello Michael,I have come to keep you company.”

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:23:07 +0000

*jailhouse

By: Stephanie Travitsky

Stephanie Travitsky — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:22:01 +0000

(To the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”)
Can’t buy her way out with cash,’cause she’s nothing but blonde white trash!
From House of Wax to jalhouse slut!

By: Baby

Baby — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:44:34 +0000

“Where is my daily dose of foodiodo?”

By: Slammy

Slammy — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:39:52 +0000

Police are baffled as to how Ms. Hilton got hold of the many pounds of wax, paint and hair necessary to create the dummy, and how she was able to hide her activities from the guards…

By: Boo

Boo — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:12:16 +0000

“Wax on, Wax off.” I am a serious dummy!