Apparently, when it comes to capitalizing on Paris Hilton’s current woes, there’s no such thing as too cruel or too tacky. Not for the MTV Movie Awards (where Hilton got to watch everyone watching her cringe as Sarah Silverman told slightly NSFW jokes at her expense), not for the folks at GSN (who’ve created this Flash game that has the incarcerated heiress stamping license plates), and not for us. Yep, here at PopWatch, we’ll give up pretending we were going to try to take the high road with the latest edition of Beat This Caption, featuring a photo taken today at the unveiling of this sculpture at Madame Tussaud’s in New York. Here’s our caption:
"Exploitation? Why, of course not. We just happened to stumble across this old prop from Miss Hilton’s role in House of Wax."
Your turn.
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“San Quentin Ken Sold Separately”
Sarah Silverman is my new hero.
The long arm of the law spends hours scrubbing its hands over the sink, insists that it will never be clean again.”
Is it just me, or does the fake wax Paris look even more realistic than the real Paris?
Either way, the retro prison uniform is still better than the fugly clothes she picks out!
LOL Jess B. I thought that statue was real before finding out it was a wax statue. For once, she didn’t look half bad but go figure it’s not real.
“Do these stripes make me look fat?”
If you want to see how Paris is doing in prison, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz58b_ssrVQ
do these horizontal stripes make my boobs look bigger?
I swear to God I thought that was really her in that photo…i guess that doesn’t say much about Ms. Hilton.
Also, what’s with the Pepsi machine in the background? Nice (random) touch.
Wax Paris probably has more going on upstairs than “real” Paris.
“I’m hot.”
it truly amazes me that anyone,anywhere,gives a flying fig about Paris Hilton and what she does,wears and etc. etc.
“For once, the fake hair, fake tan and fake smile weren’t on the real Paris.”
“Wax on, Wax off.” I am a serious dummy!
Police are baffled as to how Ms. Hilton got hold of the many pounds of wax, paint and hair necessary to create the dummy, and how she was able to hide her activities from the guards…
“Where is my daily dose of foodiodo?”