Don't shave. It'll ruin everything.

Fox_lA lot of EW.com readers over at Doc Jensen’s Lost TV Watch have been wondering why the fur of the animal that died on Suicide Jack’s chin was bright brown — instead of the salt-and-pepper stubble he worked very hard to achieve on the Island. I don’t even want to touch that. Only fools are enslaved by time and space. They probably just did not realize using a skunk was an option. Instead, we present to you, via Thighs Wide Shut, a roundup of thicket-like pop-culture beards over the years. As one commenter already noted, Katie Holmes is missing, but you can’t win ‘em all. Go ahead. This is the only appropriate way to enter the long weekend. Have a good one, by the way. Aren’t we festive!? Beards!

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  • kcholt68

    >Katie Holmes is missing<
    D'oh! Excuse me while I duck the oncoming lawsuit …

  • David

    Katie Holmes, ha! Anyone else loving the “RED… SAUCE… ON… PASTA!” animation on the last entry?

  • Conor

    My stubble is brown and grey, but when it gets longer it starts getting this redish like colour to it!

  • Stin

    Am I the only one completely confused about this entry? This makes sense?

  • fringlish1

    Too funny! I just got the Katie comment!

  • Yiayia

    Help me out. I don’t get the Katie Holmes reference. Just too dumb, I guess.

  • TheBookPolice

    Yiayia – Look up slang definitions of the word “beard.”

  • Houstonian Jen in Baltimore
  • Ed Markel

    Annie, I love you. I think you’re hysterical. Tell whoever made the fake beards list that the six-hour long “Gettysburg” is by far the worst beard movie ever.

  • Yiayia

    Oops! Now I know what “beard” means. Thanks for the help.

  • MikerMan

    Maybe he uses Just For Men?

  • bballcutie112012

    i think he looks ugly!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Well yes, but he looked fugly all along.

  • bongzilla

    It’s the Cialis.

  • Kate

    Ha ha ha…while I was sitting through the painful mess that is/was Jack’s life, I did think to myself he looks (and is acting like) Jim Morrison, the bloated variety, natch. Did they have Johnny Damon, circa World Series winning Red Sox on that list? I just sped through.

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