A lot of EW.com readers over at Doc Jensen’s Lost TV Watch have been wondering why the fur of the animal that died on Suicide Jack’s chin was bright brown — instead of the salt-and-pepper stubble he worked very hard to achieve on the Island. I don’t even want to touch that. Only fools are enslaved by time and space. They probably just did not realize using a skunk was an option. Instead, we present to you, via Thighs Wide Shut, a roundup of thicket-like pop-culture beards over the years. As one commenter already noted, Katie Holmes is missing, but you can’t win ‘em all. Go ahead. This is the only appropriate way to enter the long weekend. Have a good one, by the way. Aren’t we festive!? Beards!
May 25
2007
11:11 PM ET
Don't shave. It'll ruin everything.
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>Katie Holmes is missing<
D'oh! Excuse me while I duck the oncoming lawsuit …
Katie Holmes, ha! Anyone else loving the “RED… SAUCE… ON… PASTA!” animation on the last entry?
My stubble is brown and grey, but when it gets longer it starts getting this redish like colour to it!
Am I the only one completely confused about this entry? This makes sense?
Too funny! I just got the Katie comment!
Help me out. I don’t get the Katie Holmes reference. Just too dumb, I guess.
Yiayia – Look up slang definitions of the word “beard.”
Yiayia, look at this link:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
Annie, I love you. I think you’re hysterical. Tell whoever made the fake beards list that the six-hour long “Gettysburg” is by far the worst beard movie ever.
Oops! Now I know what “beard” means. Thanks for the help.
Maybe he uses Just For Men?
i think he looks ugly!!!!
Well yes, but he looked fugly all along.
It’s the Cialis.
Ha ha ha…while I was sitting through the painful mess that is/was Jack’s life, I did think to myself he looks (and is acting like) Jim Morrison, the bloated variety, natch. Did they have Johnny Damon, circa World Series winning Red Sox on that list? I just sped through.