From: carrottop.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 1, 2007 6:35 PM
To: Bierly, Mandi – Entertainment Weekly
Subject: Carrot Top Newsletter
S—, I must have.
Make me feel better, PopWatchers: Have you ever received a reminder of an interest* that you’d worked hard to forget?
P.S. Carrot Top will be on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on May 12.
*This was a professional interest.
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Can someone pass the eye bleach? Yikes.
Oh my! He is so scary. It seems he does not have to work hard at looking this way.
no matter how i many times i ask to get taken off it, i still get e-mails from the mandy moore fan club. whatever i was really into “how to deal” at the time.
I’m so ashamed to admit that I saw “Chairman of the Board” on vhs. What an awful movie this carrot top made. But at least I didn’t sign up for his newsletter! That’s worse than a “coyote ugly” morning.
Ummmmmm, the guy wears more eyeliner than all the girls at the Estee Lauder counter put together…
Long after my Axl and Duff crushes had faded, I continued to receive mail from the GNR fan club. Worst of all, it came addressed to my new wave alter ego, Astrid Johansen. Astrid for Astrid Plane of Animotion (they sang “Obsession”), and Johansen as in David Johansen from the New York Dolls. My brother STILL calls me Astrid sometimes, and it still mortifies me.
Is he wearing eyeliner?! Yikes!
I’d like to see him in a head-on collision with a hair straightner.
Carrot top, what happened to you? You need to lay off on the face lifts.
Yowza – he’s had quite a bit of work done on his eyes. You’d think he’d focus his efforts elsewhere. I can’t get off Miss Cleo’s mailing list where I’m constantly hearing, “You’re missing out on some exciting opportunities, dear Malasia…” Shouldn’t a psychic know she’s spelling my name wrong?
Do people actually follow this guys ‘career’?
Apparently so…sad.
Norm MacDonald was cracking jokes while Courtney Thorne-Smith was promoting Chairman of the Board on Conan. All I could find was this last bit though.
I constantly get Suicide Girls emails. I swear I didn’t sign up for a 3-month trial, honey–I SWEAR!!!
here’s the full conan clip
In high school I was way into the Monkees revival scene. My cousin and I even went to a Monkees convention in LA. There was a Monkees cover band there called The Characters who we thought were great and I had a crush on one of the guys in the band (who can remember 20 years later?), so of course I joined their fan club.
Fast forward to 2006, and I get a letter in the mail from The Characters fan club! I didn’t even know they still existed! Not only have I not been a member in 19 years, but I have moved at least a half a dozen times as well as moved across the country. Somehow they found me!
Damn … there’s two of us that ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER signed up for the 3 month trial of Suicide Girls. Who would ever want to see scantly clad drop dead gorgeous alt/punk rock girls? I also swear to never fantasizing about Bettie Page.
Chuck, great one! I still get emails from “the Devil-ettes”, this risque burlesque show that only plays the California Coast. Having never lived west of Wisconsin, it’s pretty clear that I was never going to see this group. I recall asking to be taken off their list, but still get their mailings.
Thanks CH. That’s one of my favorite Conan memories, “Box office poison”.
Speaking of newsletters, a word of warning: If you use the “send me quotes” feature on Vehix.com, all they do is hand off your email to a select group of about eighty car salesmen, who will continue sending you emails asking you to call them for several years after you actually purchased the car and possibly up until you have lost your license and/or are dead. So I don’t know, maybe the Carrot Top newsletter works the same way.
I just would not want to meet up with him in the dark. He is almost as scary as the ‘Peter Pan’ member of the Jackson clan. What a combination the two would make! They can star in a horror feature and would not need any makeup.
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it’s always a pleasure to read comments on how everyone judges on how people L@@K. oh what has the media done to us lowly commoners wishing it is our picture on the internet…wow, i wonder what others might have to say about us? ::lemme get more eyeliner::
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