View ringleader Rosie O’Donnell turns 45 today, and while she probably won’t get well wishes from Kelly Ripa, American Idol producers, Donald Trump, or China, I couldn’t let the free-verse fan‘s b’day go unhaiku-ed. Won’t you write one, too?
take a swing, rosie
the hasselbot piñata
is filled with candy
you take shots at all
when they strike back, you complain
please, exit to eden!
A haiku seems odd
for a lady who dislikes
Asian People
Finally, a picture of Rosie she can be proud of.
a n0t3 4 u, r0:
using numbers in ur poems
is i11it3rat3
she probably ate all her birthday cake already.FAT PIG.
You share your opinion,
let people share theirs,
but in the battle of the hairs,
at least you admitted your err in style.
Seems like 40 bdays too many, to me.
No haiku…she’s not worth it.
rosie is a big mouthed fat old broad, who does’nt mind making others feel like she looks, like crap, she should move to a moslem country like joining the talaban
why is it that people attack her weight instead of her views? if she was skinny you wouldn’t mind her? hmmmm….
Woo-hoo!!! She’s one year closer to dying!
Jo actually, she is funny and very crafty but the point is that when someone makes a comment about her when she started first,she has a problem with it. If I were a comedian and I made a joke about a person which is what comics often do, I would take a wisecrack about me with a grain of salt. Conan does it all the time. Skinny, fat, polka dots or plaid, she needs to chill out.
Some call her Big Mouth
But I love her the same way
That she loves Tom Cruise.
Used to watch her show
when she was “the queen of nice”
now I watch Ellen
Jeez, leave Elisabeth alone. At least she doesn’t talk down to Rosie the way Rosie talks to her.
darn, i don’t know what i was thinking in my haiku…wish i could take the “please” out in my last line…ugh, when’s popwatch gonna let us edit our own comments….oh well.