Mar 20 2007 08:10 PM ET

Things That Make Me Die Inside, Vol. 19 (Photo Edition)

Nakedfullhouse_lYou might remember when I offered up a photo of Rod Stewart in a tankini months ago, to the dismay of many of you. Well, here I go again. My mama did always teach me to share.

So Monday I was doing my daily duties, searching for fabulously dreamy photos of beloved stars of yesteryear, when I set my eyes upon a full house of NAKEDNESS!

It’s a sad, sad day when Mary-Kate/Ashley and bad-boy Uncle Jesse can’t find anything to wear for their publicity shot but a small hand towel!

Put some clothes on, boy!

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  • Phantom

    Yes, put some clothes on, boy! You, too, Stamos!

  • furry_tom

    So does this mean that Stamos has to go door to door when he moves into a new neighborhood?

  • Danielle

    It’s more remembering Full House that makes me die inside than anything else in that picture. But I think I must speak for at least someone else when I ask, where is Michael Slezak’s snap judgment of Elliott Yamin’s new album?

  • Phantom

    Not necessarily, but it DOES mean that Mary-Kate and/or Ashley were doing the “bad girl” thing by flashing skin YEARS before Britney, Paris, Lindsay, etc. Little hussies…

  • furry_tom

    Still, it’s not as disturbing as a similar photoshoot from Golden Girls.

  • Phantom

    Or the similar photoshoot from ALF.

  • Alicia

    That is one trollish-looking baby.

  • Stephanie

    So that is what Mary Kate looks like with a normal weight. Stamos however does not need to wear clothes.

  • Phantom

    That’s neither. Mary-Kate and Ashley don’t weigh that much combined anymore. Mix in a Tic Tac, girls.

  • paige

    wouldnt this be considered child porn by to-day’s standards???

  • Phantom

    Trust me, Stamos definitely needs to wear some clothes. That dark-haired girl that played his wife, however…

  • Ep Sato

    The photo seems pretty innocent. What will make me die inside is the day that Mary Kate or Ashley (remind me which one checked into rehab after dressing like a homeless lady) ends up posing nude in Playboy.
    That, and the day Bob Saget makes a “comeback” sitcom.
    We can’t dis too much on Stamos. He DID marry Rebecca Romjin which gives him some brownie points.

  • confidential

    Is this the best EW can do for today only 2nd blog entry!!!!! What the ef?? How am I suppose to get through the workday??

  • Ed

    I don’t know which way to go with this photo, I’m shocked but at the same time considering the show, it’s natural. Mix the two together and you get campy. Stamos’ I give up look isn’t cute, it’s campy.

  • Nancy Walker

    “Have Mercy!” John Stamos was gorgeous! I don’t think this picture means anything ugly, except they could have done better with the publicity pictures. The twins were adorable. Of course, someone always has something negative to say.

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