I like to keep abreast of the ice cream rumor mill, among others (nachos, DVR shortcuts, Henry Ian Cusick), so I am all over the buzz about a possible Ben & Jerry’s flavor to be inspired by… Stephen Colbert! YES! The No Fact Zone blog posted a pic of a (possibly fake) mockup of a flavor called Americone Dream — which looks and probably tastes great, but just in case it’s all a big fat lie, help me come up with some alternate flavor names. Here’s what I got:
- Baby Ruth-iness
- Strangeness With Candy
- Butter Know a District
- White-Chocolate House Correspondents’ Association Dinner
and my personal fave:
- Dead Bear Claw
Let ‘em rip. Let’s hear it for useless lists!
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Sounds unappealing. I’m just not into an ice cream that tastes like Stephen Colbert.
I will say that it should certainly NOT be “Stephen Colbert’s Formula 401 – The Ice Cream”
It’s not that I don’t like Mr. Colbert, but I don’t want to see his smug face on my ice cream… yet, as a picky eater with limited ice cream choices, the flavor sounds fantastic (I love waffle cones). I never really see Ben & Jerry’s locally anyway though, but still… I may have to try it, and pretend Jim Krasinski is on the container instead
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What about…’Green Screen Challenge Supreme’: Green Tea ice cream with Pistachios or, ‘Threat-Down Brownie Bonanza’. I also vote NO to ‘Formula 401′. I don’t even want to think about how it will taste.
Personally, I can’t think of anything I’d rather have than a pint of ice cream that tastes like Stephen Colbert. The fangirls are already drooling.
How about “Nutty Nation Torte” — of course, the second “t” in torte would be silent!
How about “Chocolate Blades of Thunder,” from the new Tek Jansen adventure, “Operation: Dragontongue”??
or Tek-ycardiac Arrest; Jansensational Java; Bald Eagle Eye Cherry; Tip of the Fat, Gag of the Finger; Bonbon Notice …
Wavy Gravitas
No Spin Spumoni
Oh wait, that’s an O’Reilly flavor. It probably tastes like an a**hole.
Annie – GREAT flavor names.
And if they do sorbet: Sticky Steve Colberry.
dreyer’s used to make a flavor exactly like this under their “dreamery” line – it was called “coney island waffle cone.” goooood $h!t.
such a good idea for B&J! i hope its true. i’d be in line for a taste.
Stephen Colbert’s Green Cream Challenge – just pistachio ice cream (it’s green, right?), nothing else. It’s your job to add your own toppings, candies, etc. Then send it to Stephen for his approval.
Cookies and Freem
The Fightin’ 401st!
Butter Pecan Someone Your Own Size
People Tell Me I’m White Chocolate
Saginawesome Cherry Blossom
and the limited edition WAR ON THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
flavor,
Nog Nog Noggin’ on Heaven’s Door
Cookies and Freem
The Fightin’ 401st!
Butter Pecan Someone Your Own Size
People Tell Me I’m White Chocolate (or Vanilla)
Saginawesome Cherry Blossom
and the limited edition WAR ON THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
flavor,
Nog Nog Noggin’ on Heaven’s Door
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