Happy birthday, Justin Timberlake!

Justin Timberlake turns 26 today, and since he’s got a lot in common with PopWatch—he brought sexy back, we brought haiku back—it seemed fitting to break out the old five-seven-five in his honor.

nick carter? bitter
jordan knight screams at the sky
only fatone smiles

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  • Dave

    Ah! Justin is almost exactly one year older than me! I have no idea why that is so exciting to me, but it just is. Probably because he brought the sexy back and I, um, like his sexy back…nevermind. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Justin!
    Justin Timberlake
    Keeps bringing the sexy back
    Let’s show him our love

  • Gretchen Weiners

    Like I Love You, man
    We thank God you dumped Brit-Brit
    See you on Tuesday!

  • Patti

    he has a girl voice
    not handsome, whatsoever
    what is the appeal?

  • beb

    Cameron is gone
    Let the closet door swing open
    Lance Bass needs love too

  • beb

    Damn – 8 syllables in the middle…
    Take two…
    Cameron is gone
    Let the closet door swing wide
    Lance Bass needs love too

  • Dre

    Terrific vocals
    Doesn’t write his own music
    Act? Never again!

  • dma69

    He brought SexyBack
    Ditched Cameron and that’s a fact
    No Brit, go for Biel

  • aramis

    the boy bands we loved
    washed up, dried up, all cried out
    Your fine a$$ remains.

  • Julie

    Justin brought to us
    the classic Dick In A Box
    very funny thanks much

  • Julie

    oops 6 syllables last line
    take 2:
    Justin brought to us
    the classic Dick In A Box
    so funny thanks much

  • Nena

    Curly top then smooth
    “Bye, Bye, Bye” to “Sexy Back”
    The man’s got some moves
    Love J.T. but still
    mad about the Prince diss; hope
    the ego deflates

  • Nena

    It’s two haikus instead of one. I took my cues from Rosie on that one :)

  • Dominic

    Justin is awesome.
    I’d have his baby gladly.
    Oh, crap, I’m a man.

  • EP Sato

    guy rocks a body
    when his d_ck is in a box
    my, look out nipples!

  • Jamie

    Damn, I’m sick to death of him! I always liked Nick better. I thought JT would be the one to come out of the closet…Funny…Nick is 6 months older than me and he seems so OLD!!! Steal sexyBACK from that a$$!!!! *Rant over*

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