Justin Timberlake turns 26 today, and since he’s got a lot in common with PopWatch—he brought sexy back, we brought haiku back—it seemed fitting to break out the old five-seven-five in his honor.
nick carter? bitter
jordan knight screams at the sky
only fatone smiles
Ah! Justin is almost exactly one year older than me! I have no idea why that is so exciting to me, but it just is. Probably because he brought the sexy back and I, um, like his sexy back…nevermind. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Justin!
Justin Timberlake
Keeps bringing the sexy back
Let’s show him our love
Like I Love You, man
We thank God you dumped Brit-Brit
See you on Tuesday!
he has a girl voice
not handsome, whatsoever
what is the appeal?
Cameron is gone
Let the closet door swing open
Lance Bass needs love too
Damn – 8 syllables in the middle…
Take two…
Cameron is gone
Let the closet door swing wide
Lance Bass needs love too
Terrific vocals
Doesn’t write his own music
Act? Never again!
He brought SexyBack
Ditched Cameron and that’s a fact
No Brit, go for Biel
the boy bands we loved
washed up, dried up, all cried out
Your fine a$$ remains.
*sigh*
Justin brought to us
the classic Dick In A Box
very funny thanks much
oops 6 syllables last line
take 2:
Justin brought to us
the classic Dick In A Box
so funny thanks much
Curly top then smooth
“Bye, Bye, Bye” to “Sexy Back”
The man’s got some moves
Love J.T. but still
mad about the Prince diss; hope
the ego deflates
It’s two haikus instead of one. I took my cues from Rosie on that one
Justin is awesome.
I’d have his baby gladly.
Oh, crap, I’m a man.
guy rocks a body
when his d_ck is in a box
my, look out nipples!
Damn, I’m sick to death of him! I always liked Nick better. I thought JT would be the one to come out of the closet…Funny…Nick is 6 months older than me and he seems so OLD!!! Steal sexyBACK from that a$$!!!! *Rant over*