Comments on: What are the worst-rhyming song lyrics?

By: BS

BS — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:34:39 +0000

Black Sabbath’s Song War Pigs:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

By: Steve Hanov

Steve Hanov — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:46:03 +0000

Maybe this website can help with rhyming. It uses artificial intelligence to find better rhymes than other online dictionaries: http://stevehanov.ca/rhyme

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:49:34 +0000

haha
how bout this
Your so last summer- taking back sunday
maybe you could just slit my throat and with my last gasp of air i could apologise for bleeding on your shirt
HOW AWESOME!!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:06:00 +0000

ITS CALLED ALLITERATION YOU DICKS.
AND ITS RHYMING, YOU RATHER THEY WROTE WHAT THEY DIDN’T FEEL OVER LETTERS?!

By: kevinlucas

kevinlucas — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:50:05 +0000

I love this song his voice is very at the top of.

By: Nova

Nova — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:42:34 +0000

Sorry to post YET again, but just a word of advise: If a song is driving nuts remember you are the one in the end who has ALL control! Shut it off, Don’t buy it, don’t watch it, etc. But most important to remember is this: If the artist IS an astounding singer and performer…they ARE human! Remember they make mistakes just like the rest of us and probably know that the song sucked and are super embarrassed. If they’re promoting it it may be because they’re obligated under contract.(maybe!) So just focus on all they great things they’ve done for you and the world of art, forgive and ignore that piece and move on.
NOW, IF it continues to happen, the best thing is to remember the good times you had and move on, only checking in once in awhile to see if they saw the err of their ways and converted back. Remember there’s a WHOLE wind world of art out there just waiting for YOU to discover it!
Blessings!
-Nova /\/\ -kisses
\__/

By: Nova

Nova — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:24:40 +0000

One more thing…I myself am an artist, so that’s why I thought I would write to you all explaining kinda what goes on for ALL artist in the industry. I DO agree that there are MANY songs worthy to be put on this list lol don’t get me wrong; I just wanted to make sure that these comments and the pulling back of the curtain didn’t sour your taste on music or art completely. I’m glad to see that this is a safe place where we can all come together and share our viewpoints and no one attacks anyone else. That’s so rare in this industry and the world as a whole. I wanted to commend you all for being so kind and polite to each other as well as the artists! I urge you all to start writing poetry yourselves,drawing,painting,acting or journaling; it’s great for the soul,stress relief (picking up the ladies guys ;D), and really finding out more about yourself! You never know-you could even make it big and change what you don’t like about the industry!Good Luck and Blessings to you all! -Nova

By: Nova

Nova — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:13:43 +0000

One thing you must keep in mind is that most singers DON’T write their songs and can’t change one word! Also,most don’t even try to rhyme;it’s art!Part of art is being different!You’re not supposed to sound like a limerick in a bathroom stall. It’s about touching the soul,making people think,laugh,cry,and basically get in touch w/their emotions!Another good thing to remember is that some of these songs were written for other generations, not for ours.It doesn’t mean they still can’t touch us,but you have to keep an open mind!True art is when you’re willing to take risks;art is never safe-it’s not meant to be.Think about it;songs like “Banana” or others have no risk;it’s the SAME words over and over w/no chord changes.Makes you feel like a zombie!But a song like “Hotel California” or “Hallelujah” stir up emotions in you!This my friends is art!They need not rhyme but can if they choose.Remember that your taste in music will change over time,so think before you reject a form of art.
TY!:D

By: Lord Whabel

Lord Whabel — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:18:02 +0000

Back in 1970, Bobbie Gentry had a UK No.1 with “I’ll Never Fall In Love Again”. This featured the classic rhyme:
What Do You Get When You Kiss a Guy?
You Get Enough Germs to Catch Pneumonia.
After You Do He’ll Never Phone Ya.
They don’t make ‘em like that any more!

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:54:54 +0000

EVERYONE LISTEN UP! Sorry about the caps but this is important- there is one single line in hit song history that indisputably takes the title, over any line ever written, for the most abominable desecration of the English language just to get a rhyme- and a terrible HALF rhyme at that. It’s the first line in Paula Cole’s “I Don’t Want to Wait”: ‘So open up your morning light, and say a little prayer for I.” Even writing it down makes me feel ill. Thank you for your praise and acknowledgement that this is the hands-down winner.