Getting my daily dose of DListed this morning, I came across a photo that cried out for a special edition of Beat This Caption. I was just about to go with, "Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me! I wanna be dirty!" when my colleague Gary Susman came up with something even better. So go ahead and try to beat this caption:
"Hey, you’re right. The birthmark DOES spell out ’666′."
“No it wasn’t pretty, my dead cat looked just…like…this….”
“Sorry, thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know.”
OO OO Slezak! Here’s another one to go with your M-word post!
“Now, see, the male Monkeys (*aramis goes apes—*) groom each other’s hair like so to promote a sort of budding relationship with one another. Then they kick the crap out of each other when a female swings by. Boys will be boys.”
Oh Rosie…Come out, come out, wherever you are!
“Hey, what’s this button do?”
So you’re telling me this came off your back?
So the toupee does cover the horns!
So that’s where you keep the pre-nups
Let me help you, Donald, you’ve got a little ego on your hair.
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“Wow, you can barely see the scar from where they inflated your ego.”
Donald, you’ve got a hairy ass!
Donald: It’s my new gel. Really holds it there.
Larry: ahem, Donald, that’s not gel.
I’m thinking of re-carpeting my den. Does this come in taupe?
1. Trump endorses “Glued On” a new product from the makers of “Head On” and “Crazy Glue”. Apply directly to the scalp.
2. Once again Monkey King is picking off bugs from another primate.
“My God, Donald, you can barely feel the crazy glue!”